Innocent Loverboy

About ILB - Innocent Loverboy Innocent Loverboy's about page - that is to say, a page all about ILB. This meta description is pretty redundant, really.

Something I tend to do around this time... I've updated my #about page!

Sad to hear about Nigel Farage. Nothing's happened to him, I just don't like hearing about him.

A few, yes!

I thought of a few more when I was doing this, but this was the best ten (plus one) I could think of! ❤️

Pleased to do it!

I'm surviving, thanks. Always good to reconnect.

Hat tip to @emmaaustin.bsky.social, @coffeeandkink.bsky.social, @sexiliciousash.bsky.social, @robyneats.bsky.social, @thebiggayreview.bsky.social, , @carasutra.bsky.social, @erosblog.kinkyelephant.com.ap.brid.gy, @girlonthenet.bsky.social, @lovehatesexcake.bsky.social and those on Bluesky I missed!

ILB's badge for the list he made.

My List of Top Sex Bloggers in 2025 - inspired by, although not officially a version of, @sweetrori.bsky.social and @mollysdailykiss.bsky.social's list back in the day!

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Yes, really, there are a few left, check the list.

All squees aside (and yes, it is VERY cute), I could actually use one of exactly this. My mobility is not great and I can't ride a bike any more. This would be excellent for my daily commute AND trips to the shops, et al.

One Dozen Monkeys!

Soft Porn Sunday: Kim Yates & Brucio D'Luria - Innocent Loverboy ILB isn't even sure if he knows anyone called Kim. He used to, but not right now. In any case, here's a Soft Porn Sunday post.

Kim gets her redemption arc.

#softpornsunday

Yes, that's the machete order and people have been doing that for years.

I've never been asked that, but were I to be, I'd talk for hours about it.

In Fairbanks, Alaska, it is illegal to serve alcoholic beverages to a moose, so maybe they're talking about that.

Millipedes don't actually have one thousand legs, nor are they dangerous. They are peaceful herbivorous beasts, and while their legs may number in the hundreds, a thousand is an overestimate.

Imagine trying to explain this to a shark.

I love soft porn and I wanted to tell you all this because if I need it it's always there for me and

- It's standard practice to burst into song while going about your daily activities, and if anyone wants to join in, that makes things even better
- The world, or another world, is in terrible danger. Let's put its fate in the hands of a random teenager and their mates

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Top 5 film genres:
- Everyone has sex with everyone else and this is normal somehow
- Aren't women great? They can survive any amount of violence!
- Wow, the future is terrifying and yet everyone on Earth just sort of let it happen

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Top 5 movie genres are:
Breathtakingly beautiful magic realism that represents grief
Buncha fuckin losers decide to become a family instead of going to therapy
Yikes a ghost! Oh it's just sad.
Bright colours, singing, dancing, gay subtext/text
Whatever the fuck Star Trek First Contact is

Is... is this random yellow circle meant to be in the obvious recess above, where it may well be a full stop? Has it just... fallen out, or...?

...and I'm Victoria, Malcolm - Innocent Loverboy Do you remember the dream with the summerhouse in it, or the post about it? Probably not, because ILB has only just written it.

...or the little Gucci dress.

[CW: drugs, Spice Girls reference and sex blog, innit bruh]

Did anyone here go to Knightmare Live today? I spotted someone in the audience I could have sworn I know from social media and can't place him!

Someone with a big black beard?

"WE GOT HIM!"

We've had him for years. He has always been this person. Did you need the New York Times to say it, so you didn't have to listen to the actual people who had been harmed?

Do love me some millipede content.

Phones 4 U

A song for the darkest hour

I sing myself to sleep...

I saw a TOX 25 tag on a wall in North London today. It's been a long time, but I do have to wonder if it's *the* TOX.

Huge if true.

I quite like "an embarrassment of riches". I might need to remember that and use it in casual conversation.