Innocent Loverboy

White Rabbits! It's my birthday month once again (and @girlonthenet's and my nephew's and Dennis the Menace's and my mate's brother who I've never met's and... so please excuse me spending it freaking out about how I'm getting old without having shredded anything of any worth throughout my life. 😏

Dancing 🩰
Snakes 🐍
Dirty Love 🚫

Oo-er!

One of the most relatable things I've ever read!

Anyway, happy #PokémonDay!

#Pokemon30

Fantastic news about #TheGreenParty #HannahSpencer winning the G&D by-election. Mind you, I always knew she was gonna win. Never doubted her for a second. 😏

Don’t forget to Reduce, Reuse or Recycle your Live, Laugh, Love. See it, say it, sorted.

Share a TV show that raised you.

For me it's only one option.

Something quick and playful, a bit like the posts I used to write in the earlier days.

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That's one way to put it! 😏

...yes

All right, it's #VirtualBoy day. Got both peripherals ready. I've already managed to break one of them and have no idea how to adjust either to fit the original Switch.

Great start, ILB. Well done. 😕

The 3 bullies from The Simpsons pointing at Bart and asking "Nice tools Simpson. Did your cow make them for you?" in the top frame. In the bottom frame Bart is holding the saw cow tool in his right hand, the rake cow tool in his left, the blob cow tool with the handle is on the yard, and behind him the cow from the Cow Tools comic is watching on from inside behind the bay windows and bart is responding "Of course she did. Who else would?"

Bortposting cow tools? What a time to be alive

They haven't seen it.

Turns out my wife has lived for 35 years and never yet seen Airplane!, so I've just remedied that.

Can anyone else in London see that the sky and environment outside are yellow? or is it just me?

Soft Porn Sunday: Danielle Petty & Ron Jeremy - Innocent Loverboy Ron Jeremy playing Ron Jeremy in a softcore production? I feel faint! Quick, fetch ILB something sugary and a calming drink!

The thing I struggled most with is trying to find synonyms for penis which didn't make me want to crawl under my desk and die.

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#softpornsunday

I don't want to sound crude or anything, but most women cringe a little when they put their hands on it.

(Black Tie Nights: The Legend)

#spq

Nintendo Switch peripherals to play Virtual Boy games ❤️

LOOK! IT'S SO PRETTY!!! #VirtualBoy

Moon's haunted tweet

I have always hated this tweet so much. You can't shoot a ghost. That's not how ghosts work. Here or on the moon. What are you talking about.

happy birthday gromit 🥹 🎂 🐶

Another of my "can't think of a title, let's write all the content first" posts, but in reverse.

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Naff off, Yoast. I like the passive voice and I'm going to be using it. YOU CAN'T STOP ME.

Over on Twatter…

There is nothing in life as cute as a cat sneezing.

There's no way that's what Beyoncé looked like.

I have been saying this for YEARS

In British hospitals triage is always done in a separate room. It's a confidentiality thing. You go in via A&E, tell the receptionist what's wrong, then you sit in a waiting area. Triage nurse will usually yell your name and, if you respond, they will take you into a consultation room to triage you.

An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."

Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown

No huge surprises here other than the fact that I have no idea who half these people are.