Star Trek: Samantha

How about a government signal cancellation cleanser?

Post you form a different era

People should buy Robin’s comic. It’s amazing!

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Oh no. They’re thawing

That’s enough Bluesky for me for the month.

If you need me just say my name three times in a row. But try not to do it too much, it makes me queasy.

When we finally get you out of there, you’ll start to feel all that negativity fall away and you’ll rise

Straight up facts.
While I was walking into a coffee shop the other week I saw someone stealing a sandwich, so I held the door open for them.

It was a global chain store, they weren’t going to miss it.

I put in zero effort 99% of the time. That 1% is actually for show. Most of my makeup has expired because I don’t even use it.

Don’t get me wrong I like to get dolled up, but I have never really liked makeup. I hated using it as a mask.

So do you. And I’ll keep saying it, because it’s true.

It’s fine. I find it mind boggling too

Estrogen is powerful

Lived in St Austell for 15 years, and I miss it every day.

This is me at almost 42

I wasn’t planning on living past 40

THEY’RE MY BABIES!

Just when you thought you knew someone, she does a dirty on your entire existence

We are now moving to a world where we have Freedom from Consequence.

All because some troll who has a face like melted ice-cream that only a mother could drown in a river, wants to openly bully trans women to feel important.

Love that this was 100% ad-libbed

BILLIONAIRES SHOULDN'T EXIST Human brains have not evolved to understand large numbers. As a result, we tend to vastly underestimate how large "one billion" is. This may help: One million seconds = 11 days One billion seconds = 32 years

Something I think every day about @youjogirl.bsky.social

@jtp.bsky.social Hi

What movie do you consider perfect?

Hunters chicken mit chips

Pint of Sharps Atlantic Pale Ale

Samantha does not simply go for a walk

Boats moored along the canal

View along the canal

The Pilot Inn

View from the beer garden

Lovely walk lang the Gloucester and Sharpness Canal.

I’m pretty sure it applies to all women’s products. So yes, it applies to us all.

I occasionally use Shien and have clothes from them that are around 4 years old. I occasionally go to charity shops, but I’ve noticed their prices shoot up over the last few years.

I love walking around second hand stores, but unfortunately they’re quite pricey here in the UK. I miss trawling through Breton car boot sales for a bargain.