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Author of books beloved by attractive people with good opinions | Forest Creature Cluster | Chicana | Demi | She/Her | Jessica is the author, Abra is the person Books: https://linktr.ee/jessicaconwell

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I don't care what anyone says, for my money, Highwayman is the best country song about reincarnation and spaceships.

07.03.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Trump: yeah gas is expensive. Go fuck yourself that’s why. Americans are gonna die. I could not give half a shit.

Democrats: well it was tough but we found a bunch of candidates that will definitely lose to that guy, somehow

06.03.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 207    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro you're gonna have a terrible time.

05.03.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Dessication timeline.

05.03.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"....And our head of Trust and Safety vigorously inspects every post that he comes across..."

05.03.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Jay and the rest of the Bluesky team: *Incoherent dickish hissing*

This guy: "Here at Bluesky, our feelings about our users simply can't be put into words..."

05.03.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro you're gonna have a terrible time.

05.03.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

She looks like a porn parody of herself.

05.03.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Young lady....

05.03.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(Doing what I can, @kcbloomwrites.bsky.social)

05.03.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On Thursdays when my life is absolutely bonkers, I repost selfies.

05.03.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit, I forgot it was Thursday! I'll try to catch Friday this week, go to bed!

05.03.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just in case anyone is looking for books to read during the #TransRightsReadathon

05.03.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A very very not-online guy I went to college with just posted on FB a picture of his cycling club with the caption "Spent the weekend goonin' out with these guys!" and I am showing so much self-control right now.

05.03.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Since this thread is circulating again I want to update and say my book is NOT on Amazon anymore. You can get it here now:
books2read.com/ironspirit
platinumsoulpress.itch.io/iron-spirit
platinumsoul.shop

05.03.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cesar Chavez appearing to Homer as Cesar Romero kills me every damn time.

05.03.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just in case anyone is looking for books to read during the #TransRightsReadathon

05.03.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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entirely coincedentally by the way i uh am drowning in debt right now actually and facing down housing instability in the next few months if something doesn’t change with no ability to get a deposit saved in time

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05.03.2026 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Yeah, it's so weird that the people you all talk about with open disdain think some of your suspension decisions might be less than objective.

05.03.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

05.03.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6960    πŸ” 1382    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 1

Folks sure get good at they/them pronouns the second a trans woman makes them mad.

05.03.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this should be the end of the Gavin Newsom 2028 discussion. the party has spoken, full stop

04.03.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4026    πŸ” 831    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

the thing that the Democratic base cannot abide above all else right now is Handing It To Them

and being anti-trans is, in fact, Handing It To Them

don't do that, it's bad morals and bad politics

04.03.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2215    πŸ” 350    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
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Hi! Trans guy author here with two completed series and querying a folkloric fantasy + gothic romance inspired by death, sex, and Frisian folklore.

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04.03.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, y'know, still desperately trying to cover my now overdue rent for this month. bsky.app/profile/deet...

04.03.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Bluesky: We've spent the past three months using an LLM to generate all our code. Nothing has gone wrong!

The users: All the pfps are gone, and the site won't load everyday.

04.03.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Ohmigosh, I just remembered today is my tranniversary! I'be been on HRT for nine years today!

Please help me celebrate by supporting a trans author πŸ’–πŸ–€

04.03.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Here's the really funny part: it's ALSO crap for coding.

I'm married to a software engineer (MSc in cyber security and 19 years of professional experience, including one of the biggest software companies in the world). They are CONSTANTLY frustrated by junior coders shitting out awful AI code.

04.03.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesse Singal: β€œI don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

04.03.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8332    πŸ” 1486    πŸ’¬ 147    πŸ“Œ 52