Abra / Jessica Conwell, The Everwife 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻

Any freelance designers/typesetters looking for book work? I have a client looking to expand their pool.

Carpenter. Hang his lightsaber on the hammer loop.

(Sometimes the intended audience for my posts is exactly one person.)

Special edition of every Star Wars movie, but the only change is that Palpatine is always wearing Wrangler jeans.

Me, a person with a piece of rebar protruding from my skull, as the edges of my vision grow dark: The movie didn't overtly state that the probe droid told them where the picture came from so this is a mistake I found do better George Lucas smh *dies*

There were probe droids! There are several scenes about it! Holy crap!

A facebook post from a group called "Star Wars and Beyond" over a picture of Darth Vader and the shield generator on Hoth captioned "How did Darth Vader know the rebel base was on Hoth?" Post reads: In The Empire Strikes Back. Darth Vader looks at a picture of a shield generator on an ice planet and declares that's the rebel base. How could he know merely by looking at the picture from the probe? In the movie, an imperial officer says the message from the probe was fragmentary, so that might be further reason to distrust it. It was clear from A New Hope he did not have clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden fortress. Was there something in the novelization that said he had additional knowledge of Hoth

Part of the challenge of writing a story is balancing not wanting to exhaustively spell things out for your readers while also knowing that people like this are out there.

A fun thing about the internet is that someone will post "what's your most controversial take?" and one person will be like "I think pizza is mid" and the next person will be like "We should make it so there are fewer races."

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"

GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

I'm just going to keep reskeet-spamming until people start circulating.

This very much seems like someone's in immediate danger.

This is a great day for horrible things.

This is why I'm here. This is what I'm for.

If I can find them here, yes!

YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO BOTH IS YES.

Just a thought I had, but you should buy and eat the cursed Peeps.

Going to second the wtf. Like... I hope everything is okay.

A computer can never be held accountable, therefore we gave it a gun.

Whenever you look at a piece of art or a watch a movie or read a story that makes you say, "Why did someone make this?" the answer is usually going to be "because weird shit makes them horny, shut up."

Trans Joy is, in fact, when you have to pay strangers slightly less to drive you around because the government designated you an illegal person.

What a beautiful sparkly world of wonder and whimsy and cartoon bunnies singing merry tunes one must live in to believe that corporations just want to help.

(This is about Lyft, before I get a bunch of "Who is this about?/What now?" replies.)

You do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to" a massive corporation using trans genocide as a marketing opportunity.

Person in my replies being like "But they meant well!" LOL. LMAO.

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A computer can never be held accountable, therefore we gave it a gun.

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

"How can you oppose war when Khamenei was evil?"

Simple. If you killed Donald Trump by nuking Washington DC, I would not mourn Trump but I'd still say you're an evil war criminal who belongs in the Hague. It's really not hard.

I am going to link to organizations that I know for sure are helping trans Kansans. This thread will develop slowly as I either know people or will vet them.

At this point we have not heard from anyone being helped via relocation resources. These exist, but I assume they are overwhelmed.

Act fast, supplies of trans joy are limited!

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Rainbow Capitalism in 2026:
"Use code TRANSRIGHTS to save 5% on your ride to the Gender Realignment Camp!"