Abra / Jessica Conwell, The Everwife 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻

....."straight"

Listening to AI dorks talk is like watching a version of Pinocchio where the Blue Fairy never showed up and it's just a sad man trying to convince everyone his doll is alive and also lies to him.

Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.

You're doing it! You're actually offering us an egg in these trying times!

Damn, I used this joke too early

Listening to AI dorks talk is like watching a version of Pinocchio where the Blue Fairy never showed up and it's just a sad man trying to convince everyone his doll is alive and also lies to him.

This feels like the last thing someone posts before they're on the news.

"Learn to code",

for all its problems, was better than

"learn to avoid learning"

It's late but, better late than never!

Here's the Fund Me Friday thread for this week. Post your mutual aid below and I'll do my best to repost throughout the weekend.

Let's try to get some needs met this evening.

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If I'm going go be a porn category, it should be "Monster -> Other"

Bluesky mods sitting in their sweaty little room giggling and blushing over the sight of a bra does feel on-brand, yes.

They apparently just knew I was saying the F-word more than three times in that pic.

I just know someone is going to jump in like "Um, it's just an AI doing it!" as if that's not like the whole damn problem.

Me: "Hey, I'm feeling pretty okay about myself today. It's been a long week, but I'm looking alright!"

Bluesky moderation: "SINNER!"

Gotta love being inherently pornographic. So much fun. People are so normal about us.

Every bsky staff member keeps talking about how the goal is Nice Social Media but then the second they're even remotely pushed back against for something shitty, and they immediately crash out for multiple days crying about their subhuman userbase.

ADULT CONTENT? Like an inch of my bra is visible! Is Bluesky run by the fucking Mormons???

Selfie of me in a teal button down flannel which is unbuttoned almost entirely. Sacred heart chest tattoo almost fully visible.

Missed Thursday, but this week I post selfies on Friday.

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Fuck yeah I love this!

These people straight up think of themselves as ontologically above other humans, and they're so eager to find evidence that they created "life" because they think it would prove their identity as capital-G Gods.

They spent a year being bodied over and over again and came to the conclusion that the problem was "not enough stupid little lamps."

The people who mocked you as a child for thinking your stuffed animals had personalities are trying to convince us that the computer they use for therapy and revenge porn has anxiety now.

They spent a year being bodied over and over again and came to the conclusion that the problem was "not enough stupid little lamps."

Screenshot from Revenge of the Sith of Anakin approaching the younglings with his lightsaber ignited

Definitely the wrong Star Wars clip

NEVER THE FUCK MIND. WOODS.

All my thoughts are just the color red now.

Really can't oversell the boob hugs. You'll wonder how you ever did without.

Tomorrow's Bandcamp Friday fundraiser will be for The Trans Continental Pipeline, helping trans folks leave hostile states (ahem, Kansas) for Colorado.