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I’m rereading it currently and it’s as relevant now as it was when it was written

These same people think Russian citizens will overthrow Putin any day now. To them “world events” are abstract things that happen somewhere else

I’d tell these guys to go read Vonnegut, but then they’d hear about ice 9 and go try to make it so maybe not

twitter was around since 2007. In 20 years you never posted there?

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

The same “grave digging” that’s been happening since the year 2000? Wake up and face reality

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You’re a big dumb piece of shit

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I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

finally, an addictive cocaine

At that point people should just pry it open and diy some kind of latch

Brother just say it’s bad Newsom retweeted Richard Hanania. It’s not that hard

It’s all downstream of some sus “wellness” stuff, right?

If your candidate can be felled by leftist shitposters, think for a minute and ask yourself why

They can’t make me upgrade from iOS 18

I’m looking forward to all the people who insist anything short of their particular brand of liberal centerism might as well be right wing MAGA terrorism

My job has devolved to a point where I’m getting anxiety panic almost every day. The powers that be have seen to it that finding work where that doesn’t happen is just too much to ask

People on Reddit were complaining that the @stopkillinggames.bsky.social initiative is going to ruin live service games (which is a ridiculous premise), but it seems like they do that just fine on their own already

A wholesale liquor store called Alcohol By Volume

An album called “Greatest Hits” by “Various Artists.” On the cover art, the band poses as famous classical composers while holding modern instruments

In the back of this 10 year old Toyota Corolla Uber and I never want to hear another automobile journalist complain about the 2025 Honda Civic having “too much road noise” ever again

One day I was looking up the concept of the deductible and on investopedia is says the deductible is necessary so that individuals “have skin in the game” which is crazy because I thought my skin in the game was wanting to be healthy and not die of preventable causes, but what do I know?

You know, The Left is really missing out on this Beanie Baby phenomenon. Have fun staying poor I guess 😎

I often find myself in need of a technology solution that drains my bank account and deletes all of my precious family memories while I’m off doing other things

I get the sense that they are a younger person, or at least they’re behaving like one. Maybe it’s naive to give benefit of the doubt, but I do think people can change

You and I have a similar story. It is so frustrating to see people in power making evil decisions time and again when you know there is a better way. I wonder if the other person in this thread will come to the same conclusion in time

simmer down

Do you really think the person you’re replying to is MAGA?