The Unqualified Expert

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Also, the

from swigging JD from the bottle not been sober for months to combat ready in a shave and a commercial break

thing.

60s-70s

80s: The Disco Recovery Decade.

Trying to think of redeeming qualities of the '80s but coming up short.

I mean, I wish I still had my cassette tapes.

America must have had a pretty good USO gig going, played for us in Korea same era.

I can work with that

I feel like an olds.

Whats up with the stance?

Russians? I thought they were to keep you from pulling a toenail while kicking someone.

I had forgotten those existed.

She's been pressure cooking herself for years, I guess she's gone over the edge.

That's true, extrajudicial death squads being way sexier than button pushing.

If they are officers the auto-pen might spit out a pardon, enlisted... likely not.

Neither of which impact having been a party to murder.

Boom.

You are confusing me, everyone knows real armor types never leave their tank: not for appendectomies, the birth of a child, and certainly not to touch grass.

Dude is in for a penny, in for a lawful criminal proceeding and a long length of hemp.

Nedelin catastrophe - Wikipedia

We don't need no stinking remote destruct.

It's at this point remember the largest disaster in space exploration history would be a Russian rocket go boom... incinerating a chunk of the launch and engineering teams.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nedelin...

“Should we follow the Geneva Conventions?” Pete Hegseth asked in 2024.

It’s almost as if there were signs!

bsky.app/profile/anna...

...so this is a performance where an audience member fell asleep and then woke up with a literal screen.

a race car with the number 55 on the side ALT: a race car with the number 55 on the side

Happy Birthday!

DEPARTMENT Homeland Security @DHSgov The stakes have never been higher, and the goal has never been more clear: Remigration now.

‘Remigration’ is a term that comes out of the European far right. Its use by the DHS account is a sign of democratic and epistemic collapse

I mean, but the instructions will be wrong.

Does it taste like the root beer you ferment yourself?

Was Eeyore driving it?

Granddaughter's Eeyore goes by the alias Risky Steve and his schitck is selling VCRs off the back of a truck.

Or a about half of the F-35 project?

That looks handy. If that crazy marginal business was still afloat I would post it next to the phone.

Needs a box for when the customer complains because they're delayed and no one has ever delayed them before and it must be your fault.

The secret is to flip the script and end up on remedial PT by not eating.

Purchase my 26 part exercise program and learn the Fitness hacks I learned in Army remedial PT.

After the midnight snack

Jalapeno really worked out, it's more subtle than I've managed in the past.