Steph

Hard to imagine a more inherently fascist food than rice pudding.

Greg: I put it to you, Pandora, that your approach to the task of literally just holding a closed box is basically that of - and I've written it down - "a baffled old grandma who can't remember where the top of the stairs is"

Pandora: I did it though!

Alex: We do have one more bit of footage

Menelaus: So let me get this straight, your wife just absconded with that youth and now you want me to raise an army and besiege Troy?

Alex Horne: All the information is on the task

Greg Davies: Fairly easy task of driving the Archduke and his wife through Sarajevo then?

Leopold Lojka: erm....

Alex Horne: let's take a look at What actually happened.

Greg Davies: Well, that was all a tiny bit awkward, wasn't it?

Oedipus: Not really, we're very much in love

Alex Horne: Unfortunately, it does specifically say in the task "...without killing your father"

Similarly: Cis people do not give half a shit about women's sports until trans people get involved, then suddenly they transform into God's Greatest Advocate for Womens' Concerns... for this one specific issue, regardless of what the actual women involved feel.

I visited Carrifran Wildwood myself last summer, and the scale of what has been achieved there truly has to be seen to be believed.

At least 400,000 acres is now being rewilded in Scotland: an incredible 2.1% of the whole country, and rapidly increasing all the time.

Come ON, Ireland!!

We are solidly back to the days of "WE are the civilized, makers and beneficiaries of the rules, and THEY are the uncivilized, entitled to no protections"

That mindset never really went away, some of just pretended it did. No denying it anymore

Greg Davies: That is one absolutely sodden infant. Excellent work.

Thetis: It's not as easy as you might think, dipping a baby in a river

Alex Horne: So the instructions for the task were to dip the *whole baby* in the river...

Greg Davies: Great task, well done. Didn‘t eat a thing.

Persephone: Thank you.

Alex Horne: Ah. Well. Let’s take another look at that pomegranate.

Greg Davies: Can’t fault you for effort, well done that man.

Sisyphus: What kept me going was knowing everyone else was also pushing that boulder uphill every day.

Alex Horne: Ah. Well, I’ve got some bad news there.

What's wild about all the TRANS CONTAGION pieces is that, outside of Op Eds, the editing process at these publications make it *almkat impossible* to make even basic factual statements without rigorous fact checking.

A rule that is just shredded, pulped, and thrown out the window for transphobia.

Idk, a lot can happen in 9 months.

For what died the sons of Róisín?

If a single journalist does this I will buy their newspaper or watch their program every single day til the day I die. I swear to god.

I don't understand why Donald Trump is not being called a stupid idiot, constantly, on live television, to his stupid idiot face.

"Mr. President, sir, first of all, I just want to acknowledge that you're stupid as fuck. Anyhow, my question, you dumb fucking bastard:"

Oh so that's why I just saw Keir Starmer rowing down the Thames in a dinghy, wielding a hacksaw and muttering something about offshore wind farms

Myself & the other comedians who did the Riyadh Comedy Festival are donating our fees to help get influencers under attack in Dubai back home to their influencer houses. I am sponsoring Braevyn McTaigg from Orlando, FL. 🫡🇺🇸🏝️

Top marks to whoever at The Journal chose this picture of Harris.

Tánaiste finds it 'peculiar' that 36 homes from Co Wexford estate face eviction from landlord The households received the notices last Friday.

Tánaiste Simon Harris says the planned eviction of 36 households in a single housing estate in Co Wexford is “peculiar”, but insists the government’s new rent rules will benefit the rental sector in the long-term.

The households received the notices last Friday.
www.thejournal.ie/wexford-evic...

That's from my experience with kids with open heart surgery, may be different for adults!

Broadly speaking anything that opens all the way down the front - buttons, zips etc. Loose fitting, soft, gentle on skin.

@TheAtlantic Benjamin Netanyahu's long career was built on conflict avoidance—then, October 7 transformed and radicalized him, @Yair_Rosenberg argues

i beg your finest of pardons

What's scary about this story is the surveillance it hints at. This trans woman had changed her name, legally, but chose not to change her gender marker. She was apparently flagged in the DMV system as trans and her license was invalidated under a law that supposedly only concerned gender markers.

Building data centres to house the AI that picks targets for war crimes that cause spikes in prices for the fossil fuels we burn to power the data centres that we keep building so the war criminals will give us tax money to build data centres to house the AI that....

Wishing you a safe and happy future. Stay strong ❤️

All the text bevelled to within an inch of its life

Exactly!

Keep safe Layan ❤️