Two guesser on wordle today, this is going to lead to Abrahamic visions.
26.02.2026 17:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Two guesser on wordle today, this is going to lead to Abrahamic visions.
26.02.2026 17:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have no cock but I must piss
25.02.2026 21:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ahhhh help meeee I’m being controlled by the absolute morality of the state
25.02.2026 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Voting fourth party to really stir things up in the midterms
11.02.2026 23:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hello woke friends. I’m interested in attending the next woke sex party. Please contact me by shelling my home. Thank you
06.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chillin exponentially hard…… oh no……..
02.01.2026 05:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just wanted to try and piggyback off this
27.12.2025 23:29 — 👍 37 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0I’m interested in becoming a medieval peasant
28.06.2025 19:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Showing this to my barber and telling him to give me the “Russian Schoolboy”
06.06.2025 19:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#TheGurlsAreFighting #Microaggression
06.06.2025 19:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I been eating 6-7 all beef hot dogs every morning about 6:30 in the morning, gets my stomach filled up until dinner. Then I’ll eat 10-15 all beef hotdogs depending on whether I have my kids or not. If I get a little peckish during the day I just go outside and eat a few grasshoppers or spiders
22.01.2025 20:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We gotta increase our protein intake, guys
22.01.2025 20:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Me n da wifey at red lopstah
16.01.2025 01:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The short answer is that no one knows what they’re talking about
15.01.2025 23:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Booooooooooo
19.10.2024 08:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Murdered by bear from the wrinkling brothers circulos
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23.05.2024 22:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I taught myself to build computers then got a job repairing computers
18.10.2023 23:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0got my penis out. you can’t see it but it’s out
23.09.2023 03:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Smokin weed
05.08.2023 05:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m at the Allentown Pennsylvania Slut Manor
04.08.2023 04:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like to hold myself in that area
28.07.2023 23:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You’re alright
28.07.2023 06:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0in nebraska we watch twister in school
20.07.2023 04:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1The government is putting sarin gas into Trojan condom packaging
16.07.2023 02:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m calling social services
07.07.2023 04:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way
06.07.2023 01:59 — 👍 6080 🔁 1545 💬 72 📌 136
Screenshots showing Ronald Reagan date of death as June 5 2004 and a counter showing it’s 6969 days between June 5 2004 and July 5 2023
Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave
06.07.2023 01:40 — 👍 2945 🔁 1636 💬 56 📌 70what’s up dude
06.07.2023 01:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not true + wouldn’t hit + fuck off
04.07.2023 21:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0