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Dave the Barbarian

@jigsawbicycle.bsky.social

I support. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Thank you, Gigas.❤️🤗

03.02.2026 02:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
I ain't got no ass. 
It's all been an optical illusion created by Beelzebub to help me trap men in honey. 🤷🏾‍♂️
Don't blame me for tricking you. Blame men for being easily fooled when horny.🤣😭💀

I ain't got no ass. It's all been an optical illusion created by Beelzebub to help me trap men in honey. 🤷🏾‍♂️ Don't blame me for tricking you. Blame men for being easily fooled when horny.🤣😭💀

#mcm

03.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Still working on me and feeling proud of that.🥰

03.02.2026 02:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I'm not much of an astrology person.. well.. I wasn't lol.

But lately I been feeling attacked by this damn horoscope app.🥲

01.02.2026 02:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

PICKLE YOU KUMQUAT!👊🏽

01.02.2026 02:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watashi wa oop 🤭

01.02.2026 02:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is sitting on a couch and says " i don 't know what you mean " ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and says " i don 't know what you mean "

🤣😭💀

01.02.2026 02:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Imagine another Eva running around the school. Except more aggressive with everything. 🤣

That sounds like the best episode to ever not air.💀

01.02.2026 02:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Anybody play smash and wanna fight?

I can't get back on Rivals today lol. So it's this or Where Winds Meet for me.

01.02.2026 01:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And she ate it the fuck up!

You look GOODT! 😍😍

01.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🤣🤣 Not gonna hold you, mine is too. Lol

Wanda just move slow as shit and Thing is a big back.🤣

31.01.2026 23:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

EXACTLY lol.

But would you want them to have like.. a sibling rivalry or be ace-boon? (I take out that last word cause I don't like it.💀)

31.01.2026 23:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love freezing Wanda and Thing mid ult. 🤣

But it do be making me a target. Lol

31.01.2026 23:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is so ADORABLE!!😍🥰

My nephews literally changed my life lol. I love this for you.

Giving "The best uncle I ever had."🤣

31.01.2026 23:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In your opinion, what song fully exemplifies romance/being in love?

I feel like.... if you been paying attention to me... you already know my answer.🤣🤣

31.01.2026 23:09 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

If this isn't a sign to have Ari guest star on Abbot as Eva's sister. Idk what would be lol.

Since Eva is like.. a bougie ghetto girl.. I'd want her sister to just be a ghetto girl.🤣😭💀

31.01.2026 23:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Please be a lie...😭😭

31.01.2026 23:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can support your decision and still not agree with it.

I support the decision because I support you. I'm still gonna vocalize my opinion if you ask but I'll always end it with

"I'm gonna support you either way if this is something you really wanna do."

Unless it's stupid. Then no. I won't.🤷🏾‍♂️

31.01.2026 23:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Now I'm trying to find where I can rewarch it lol. This show needs more love.🤣

You.... of course you would like Raimundo.😭😭

31.01.2026 22:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is platinum mind you.

I had to get off because I just ended that game with 32k heals while InvisoBill had 9k.

My temper not right for people who play stupid. This why I stay muted. 😮‍💨

31.01.2026 22:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a woman 's face with red hair looking at the camera . ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with red hair looking at the camera .

*Goes to double check if Magneto can still bubble his teammates.*

*Sees he can.*

*Sees he just watched Magik, Angela and Thor rush me... LUNA SNOW!*

*Keeps my snowflake to myself now.*

*Whole team complains.*

31.01.2026 22:49 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

🤣😭💀

31.01.2026 16:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I didn't think it was bad lmfao. But you saying it snuck up on you made me picture a fridge with legs creeping up behind you and swallowing you.💀

My brain is broken. 🤣😭

31.01.2026 05:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

❤️❤️

31.01.2026 05:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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....

Why did my brain put you in a horror film with a murderous refrigerator....

31.01.2026 05:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Now don't you let that fridge get like that again. 💀

31.01.2026 05:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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You've got to cook
And clean
And
Wash everything
Smile and grin
And
Hand that man a pen so he can
WRITE THAT CHECK
Paying all yo bills
Oh he'll give it to you
And you'll give it to him and say

31.01.2026 05:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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31.01.2026 05:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

OMG YES!!!

And Clay was the first and only white man I ever promised my cookie too.🤣😭💀

31.01.2026 05:34 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0