RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 // Clown VTuber

“Fascinating…”

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Twitch Twitch is the world

Playing #nuclearnightmare with the whole clown car full! Let's not get infected. 🙏 @barrikb.bsky.social @rottingcoffee.bsky.social @skawabii.bsky.social @jadevelfire.bsky.social @toastlet.bsky.social & BirdFurgeson

#vtuber #clown

www.twitch.tv/clownsgohonk...

Played Warframe for the first time in 7 months and oh my god why did I stop playing Warframe???

I wanted to write a joke about disappearing butt plugs, but I don’t know if I have it in me.

It took 5 years of scrolling, but for a brief moment, my fyp was entirely cute animals and classic yogscast clips.

And moreover I shall not hold it any dishonour to be so mounted, for I remember having read how the good old Silenus, the tutor and instructor of the gay god of laughter, when he entered the city of the hundred gates, went very contentedly mounted on a handsome ass."

Don Quixote goes crazy

ClownsGoHonkHonk - Twitch Nuclear Nightmarin it up w/ @rottingcoffee ... // [TTS] ♪ Honk! ♪ ...

Scary lost in a wintery hellscape with @rottingcoffee.bsky.social playin' Nuclear Nightmare! ☢️

#vtuber #clown

www.twitch.tv/clownsgohonk...

Clown photographers be like “Now let’s take a serious one.”

“Hope this helps!” I hope you get broiled in a house fire.

Government shutdown right before my flight. TSA is going to cook me in the xray scanner.

Sewing machines will call you stupid in 30 different ways before you even wind the bobbin.

Writing about a future year that you realistically will live through is risky, but Fallout was on the money when they said nuclear war would happen in October of 2025.

I control the media.

Going to be streaming Kingdom Hearts at the time of the White House broadcast. There’s a good chance I hear “it” while doing a Jiminy Cricket impression.

Your future girlfriend is questioning how to cook a 5lb slab of pork loin for tacos.

If trump dies this week I’m posting thirst traps on main.

Here to remind y'all that I have a Fansly and it just so happens to be 50% off right now (fans.ly/RottingCoffee) #fansly #vtuber #lewdtuber #nsfw #hentai #spicy

Rizz failed. We’ll get em next time.

I think the scrolling direction on social media should invert every couple of years just to ruin reaction gifs.

I made more lagugu

“Check out my SoundCloud! Listen to us on Spotify! Try my bandcamp!” Not interested. I listen to key-gens.

An 8x11 dish filled with beefy lasagna. The edges of the pan have started to crisp.

Lasoogie

Never in my life had I been subjected to the “Pittsburgh Left” until someone made a TikTok about it just days ago. Now I’m getting cut off daily. Mind virus’s are real and they’re making the average driver even dumber.

I will become the mayor of the world and enact the “Let me play Dark Souls II” mandate.

All year I’ve been holding back the crushing weight of change and instability. I’m pulled 100 different directions from the crack of dawn because I’m the only one here with even the slightest bit of common sense and reliability. This shit hasn’t broken me yet, and it’s not going to.

Love making flatbread, because you can dump it in the pan, go take a shower, watch a movie, drive to Hawaii, and still flip it too early.

A mason jar filled with strawberry jam.

5 mason jars filled with strawberry jam seen from above. Each has been labeled with the date 06/24 and a doodle of a strawberry.

Started with 4lbs of strawberries now we here.

Roughly 4 dozen freshly baked dinner rolls sit atop an oven.

The gluttonous demons I live with have replaced my arms and legs with dough hooks and rolling pins. I have gone through 12lbs of flour in 2.5 weeks. They could have used a little more cinnamon.