RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 // Clown VTuber

British people with big cocks at Burger King: "I'm so hung, I could eat a horse."

The Legend of Zelda was inspired by Miyamoto’s childhood of playing Bungie classic - Marathon Infinity.

What kind of things would they do with each other…

We hold these Dr. Pepper truths to be Dr. Pepper evident.

You can do missions concurrently, but there’s no direct purpose for it besides mounting ship utilities. If the functionality is already there for going node to node, I think there should be multi-stage missions that utilize it.

Railjack: Chain missions (like sortie). Animal tags: Bounties focused around protecting animals (like undermind lab). Mining exclusive resources: Fix the nodes lol, and excavation style missions for things other than cryotic. The Arena: Add any rewards at all, or a way to spend the earned points. Archwing: More purpose inside of Railjack missions (the way a Railjack mission can transition to a normal defense/survival should also be used for existing Archwing mission types).

The less popular aspects of #Warframe and how I think they could be improved:

I was already cringe enough being a milk drinker fuck you Gubbermint

Recommend me literally any game to speedrun! I want to do more speedruns this year, but I have no idea what to play! #speedrun

I'm still making stuff on another website btw 👀

They call me Soft Shell, like the taco, or perhaps, the turtle.

Yo momma so short she got stomped by a goomba. Yo momma so fat she collapsed bowsers arena without touching the axe. Yo momma so stupid she asked which aisle she could buy delfino.

Tiny snowman

It cold

“Wow! I couldn’t have done better if I tried!” <— Looking at something I tried very hard on.

Is it a red flag to stream 10 hours of Warframe in a single day? Don’t care. Will continue to do it.

Hawkway tuah that thanger zone

Moving to the cunty, gonna eat a lot of penis

Called the pharmacy AGAIN for my 9 DAYS past due prescription, and they finally bothered to tell me “not only do we not have your shit, we have no plans of getting your shit.”

“Cock? A dude’ll do.”

- Gay Rooster.

Flea scientists telling stories like “I was working on the lab one night.”

I think we should be more concerned about AI having so much training data of home security camera footage that it can accurately mimic it.

The Cambion drift from the planet Deimos in the game Warframe. A mutated landscape of fissured rock, oozing with red spores and black tendrils.

It doesn’t matter if it’s my first time visiting Deimos, or the 50th. That part of Warframe is so fantastical that my amazement has never diminished.

“Fascinating…”

*flush*

Twitch Twitch is the world

Playing #nuclearnightmare with the whole clown car full! Let's not get infected. 🙏 @barrikb.bsky.social @rottingcoffee.bsky.social @skawabii.bsky.social @jadevelfire.bsky.social @toastlet.bsky.social & BirdFurgeson

#vtuber #clown

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Played Warframe for the first time in 7 months and oh my god why did I stop playing Warframe???

I wanted to write a joke about disappearing butt plugs, but I don’t know if I have it in me.

It took 5 years of scrolling, but for a brief moment, my fyp was entirely cute animals and classic yogscast clips.

And moreover I shall not hold it any dishonour to be so mounted, for I remember having read how the good old Silenus, the tutor and instructor of the gay god of laughter, when he entered the city of the hundred gates, went very contentedly mounted on a handsome ass."

Don Quixote goes crazy

ClownsGoHonkHonk - Twitch Nuclear Nightmarin it up w/ @rottingcoffee ... // [TTS] ♪ Honk! ♪ ...

Scary lost in a wintery hellscape with @rottingcoffee.bsky.social playin' Nuclear Nightmare! ☢️

#vtuber #clown

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Clown photographers be like “Now let’s take a serious one.”

“Hope this helps!” I hope you get broiled in a house fire.