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@bayoublastbeats.bsky.social

Weightlifting dad, husband, metal guy, and attempted funny person. Always antifash

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Latest posts by bayoublastbeats.bsky.social on Bluesky

Drove my sister in law's '99 Miata and I'm pretty sure a car isn't supposed to make you WANT to drink beer while driving it

18.10.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Caught my kid trying to make her little sister eat dog food.

Siblings...siblings never change.

18.10.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Blind Guardian - A Night at the Opera

Blind Guardian - A Night at the Opera

There's no time to be a doomer if you stay busy listening to peak

18.10.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fired up Nioh and it's good, but I'm realizing one reason the Souls games age so well is that movement is more deliberate. Fluidity of movement in fast paced games is constantly improving and it's an adjustment to even go back to this.

18.10.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Joke all you want, but the Hamburger Helper glove does my prostate exams and he is VERY professional

18.10.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Had to hurry and block the ATF because they were coming for these guns

18.10.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell fucking yes

18.10.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will admit it wasn't what I was expecting, but I got its hooks in me real fast

18.10.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm back to it being my favorite Tomb Mold

18.10.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Might wanna clean out your ears and try again

18.10.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite kind of death metal asks the question: what if we death metaled harder than it was thought humanly possible to death metal

17.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I still have my four-sided long sleeve from when it dropped. And yes, it stays on during sex

17.10.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Manor Of Infinite Forms, by Tomb Mold 7 track album

Lots of insanely good new music today, but now it's time for a classic

17.10.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop describing my high school friend group like that

17.10.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah but you really haven't truly lived until you've tasted a little cow shit flake in your gulp of milk

17.10.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We are hiring a CHO (chief hole officer)

17.10.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have created a new social media site. It's called Hole. All you are allowed to do is post hole. It's the most successful site ever made

17.10.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I had the one with the 3D cover but I don't think I ever listened to it

17.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know a real life person with that name lol

17.10.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Come on, no one has ever seriously listened to Otep

17.10.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't imagine how wearing a shirt with that album art on it would get anything but respect from teenagers

17.10.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait this rules

17.10.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I liked Tomarum but it is A LOT. Prog works best when it is not A LOT. This is not A LOT.

17.10.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like a Geyser Ever Erupting could just flat out end up being one of the greatest metal songs ever written

17.10.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't mind prog forward but I do not see how they manage to weave super clean prog in without sacrificing how the death metal sounds. It's MASSIVE

17.10.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For me it's going in thinking "surely they can't somehow interject a pristine pummeling death metal segment in this song" and then here we are

17.10.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's kinda unreal what they're doing here

17.10.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Sleeping City, by An Abstract Illusion 7 track album

Some albums just feel fuckin' ALIVE. Giving me the frissons

17.10.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao I truly missed it. Also haven't been able to absorb much new music until these past few weeks

17.10.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I must have just been distracted listening to the Lust Hag album and missed your posts

17.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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