Pixie

FACTS

It’s simple rules of etiquette really

This is the best thing I have heard/read today

Took my nieces to a haunted house. We had a lot of fun.

This was my day today

Just got my mammogram, I now know how dough feels. But seriously it doesn’t matter your gender identity if you have boobs, get them checked.

I almost forgot you guys

Yup

Perhaps offering snacks would help

Took the day off from work for a procedure that ended up not happening so let’s enjoy the day!

Halloween nails

Sometimes a reason can really cause you to lose your shit.

Watching Alien Earth

Shadow sings - This is a crazy island, there’s xenomorphs everywhere, I wish we never came here, they’re really getting in my hair

🖤🖤🖤

Define lady

Also when you say “like a goblin” does that mean mouth to floor or squat over then and shovel into your mouth with gusto?

Used a coffee infused face scrub today. It was supposed to put a little pep in my step. All day long I can smell my own face.

Got my nails done for the first time

I made amazing pork enchiladas tonight

TRUTH

So Shadow and I finally watched The Monkey. FUCK why did I sleep on this one? The story got a little slow at times but oh my God the deaths were creative, some made me scream and some kind of funny. Great gore without being too much.

I sill got it!

I couldn’t let national Dachshund Day go without sharing a picture of my wiener with a wiener

My outlook

A kid in my class drew this for me. It’s giving Salad Fingers.

Ok….. do I have any friends? 🤷🏻‍♀️

FUUUUUUCK these are GOOOOD!!!

This might be one of the best dirt martinis I have ever tasted. They put a dash of fresh ground pepper in, May be a game changer. 🍸

Try to place we never tried before. I had sweet-and-sour sesame chicken. It was amazing.