Melanie

Guido Faukes signature on the top line, it looks fine Then a very shaky half signature after being tortured by the fucking Protestants

Guy Fawkes' signature before & after saying on Bluesky that he lets his cat go outside

Luke Ayling. I love your smile 😃

For the love of God will someone please beat Coventry City

Hour of knead: a Boro Bakers' delivery man doing his rounds in Middlesbrough.

Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre

This however is very cool

This is so crap. I took the Vienna to Paris sleeper on my way back from Prague and it was absolutely wonderful. Boooo to the French govt and SNCF.

Black and white ridiculous cat sitting on the board of a game called Talisman. She has a silly face.

Here’s my girl Rachael about to cast the Command Spell during our game of Talisman.

Well yes. England in particular remains in thrall to the wholly artificial "class system" and its an absolute menace.

Black and white photo looking down a street of terraced brick houses. Several cars line each side of the street, with many people gathered at the far end. Beyond this the bow of a large oil tanker can be seen, towering above the end of the street and the rows of houses.

Every time I come across this photo it completely stops me in my tracks. Crude oil supertanker Esso Hibernia under construction at Swan Hunter shipyard, Wallsend, during 1970. The scale and spectacle of this thing is incomprehensible. (📸 Harriet Berney)

A picture of Erling Haaland with his top off and hair swishing sexily behind him to accompany the headline “Haaland fit for City” on the Guardian website. Yeah he is!

Love the choice of headline photo here @theguardian.com

Is your mum called Eowyn?

Since many of us are cancelling streaming services, now might also be a good time to support writers and artists. Times are extremely tough for creatives, so why not buy a book, commission an art piece, sign up for a Patreon, tip your favorite creators. Everything helps.

[me, a journalist who spends all day every day on a social media app where the discovery algorithm is personally controlled by its owner, captain birdseye] you know, a lot of people are talking about fish fingers, we should probably cover that

A black and white cat with a silly patchy face sitting on a blue sofa like a splendid loaf.

I love my cat and her stupid face. 10/10 for her loaf pose here as well.

Tweet from Danny Dyer, Sep 2012: Can't believe it's been nearly eleven years since them slags smashed into the twin towers it still freaks my nut out to this day 9/11 ch 4 10

Can't believe it's been thirteen years since Danny Dyer couldn't believe it had been eleven years since them slags smashed into the twin towers and it still freaked out his nut til that day, it still freaks my nut out to this day.

Maybe not my forever fav but it always makes me laugh. AND has good advice.

Well fucking do something about it then

“Who’s this chucklefuck?” she asks.

Charles le Fuck silently bristles at the informality…

Arrest Hertzog.

The Gaza family torn apart by IDF snipers from Chicago and Munich Five-month investigation reveals how four members of one family were shot and killed in a single day and highlights a pattern in which Israeli troops target unarmed civilians

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I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️

"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"

Text of Q&A

His answer was hugely impressive and it’s what Labour could have said years ago .

god I hate this I hate this I hate it I hate it, I hate that the mainstream right has gone this mad and racist and radicalised, I hate that no one seems to know how to stop it from getting worse, it worries me so much and I hate it all

Migrants can't answer back.

They have no voice.

So they make the perfect scapegoat for the pent-up rage of the angry, self-loathing far right who can unite around this issue.

In addition it gives the media something to write about in the long summer recess.

That is what is really going on here.

24 hours in Sadiq Khan’s Lawless London.

Murdered in a targeted airstrike.

@jon4highpeak.bsky.social Netanyahu is a war criminal.

Arresting 400+ people for the "terrorist" offence of protesting against mass murder while large segments of the right are openly encouraging riots against immigrants is a tale of a very unhappy country and government.

‘A million calls an hour’: Israel relying on Microsoft cloud for expansive surveillance of Palestinians Revealed: The Israeli military undertook an ambitious project to store a giant trove of Palestinians’ phone calls on Microsoft’s servers in Europe

Israel is using Microsoft Azure to store recordings of every phone call made by Palestinians in the occupied territories, then using AI to analyze the contents and select targets. Microsoft is (dubiously) claiming ignorance.