Will.je.suis @batsquish - Bluesky Profile

Catch up

05.12.2025 19:53 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's right, show him your hoop

05.12.2025 17:36 — 👍 261 🔁 68 💬 8 📌 7

Summary of my disaster of a day is that I took the batteries out to recharge then proceeded to try and play like this

05.12.2025 17:30 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you consider not doing that?

05.12.2025 17:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well Outer Worlds 2 was a hoot

05.12.2025 13:35 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who uses ice picks these days? Drill time baybay

04.12.2025 20:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lobotomy time it is

04.12.2025 20:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Every time I get an inch of self confidence I suddenly feel that I'm being very annoying with it 😅

04.12.2025 19:46 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

02.12.2025 21:52 — 👍 2150 🔁 724 💬 9 📌 15

Cyber Security team at work emails us about suspected phishing scams "Hey all, please be super duper careful about clicking links in emails, okay? Anyways here's a link you really should click for more info"

The irony

04.12.2025 09:27 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Potion of Smoke Tax-Evasion

02.12.2025 17:00 — 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Sent myself an email to update work photos and then just two minutes later sat there like "Who the fuck is emailing me at this time?!” when it came through

04.12.2025 07:34 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' . ALT: a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .

Okay good, I can trust you when you tell me what it means

03.12.2025 18:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

03.12.2025 17:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm not down with the kids, what does "icl" mean

03.12.2025 17:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh no, each area has its own particular flavour of passenger and none are good

03.12.2025 17:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

sauron:

02.12.2025 18:31 — 👍 69 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 1

I'm just grumpy 😭

03.12.2025 16:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Amen to that

03.12.2025 16:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ahhh. Fair.

03.12.2025 14:17 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh that's just Max being shyer than normal 😂

02.12.2025 15:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

These are from his very first Christmas at home 2 years ago 🥹 (and now far too fucking small for him)

02.12.2025 11:42 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

You guys aren't even ready for Max's Christmas jumpers

02.12.2025 11:39 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Day two, ft a shy special guest star

02.12.2025 11:33 — 👍 70 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Soon, I'm having a work from pyjamas morning 😂

02.12.2025 09:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

an ad for a slushy drink that reads THE BLUE THING IS BACK!

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

02.12.2025 07:05 — 👍 10021 🔁 2832 💬 36 📌 111

bart simpson is wearing headphones and pointing at something ALT: bart simpson is wearing headphones and pointing at something

DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG

02.12.2025 09:14 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a cartoon drawing of a person laying on a bed with the name porucz on the bottom Alt: a cartoon drawing of a person laying on a bed with the name porucz on the bottom

Ever jealous of Andrew and Max's ability to just fall back asleep after they wake up in the middle of the night, meanwhile I just end up lying here like

02.12.2025 04:00 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also how I describe myself to men

01.12.2025 19:49 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Booooo. Booooooooooo

01.12.2025 10:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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