Dan danjamesm - Bluesky Statics

Good choice!

01.03.2026 16:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a woman is sitting on a bed in an attic room looking at a piece of paper . ALT: a woman is sitting on a bed in an attic room looking at a piece of paper .

Why is it sunny the day I agree to overtime?

28.02.2026 16:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I could do with one of those monthly too.

23.02.2026 13:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That sounds cute.

21.02.2026 15:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I beg your pardon? 👀

20.02.2026 12:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man with a beard is sitting in a car with his eyes closed and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a car with his eyes closed and making a funny face .

I slept like shit. BUT, it’s payday, it’s Friday, I’m out tonight…

20.02.2026 08:48 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fancy sending me one over?

10.02.2026 13:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So good. 👌🏼

06.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🔥

06.02.2026 13:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes looking at the camera . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes looking at the camera .

05.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok ok I am removing myself from this situation x

04.02.2026 17:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a suit says " pardon " while looking at the camera ALT: a man in a suit says " pardon " while looking at the camera

04.02.2026 17:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🔥

04.02.2026 10:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Lauren gif 😭

29.01.2026 19:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fresh sheets and bed before 9pm? Yes please.

27.01.2026 20:50 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Went to turn to the hand dryer, foot did not want to come along with me. 😅

25.01.2026 14:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, fair. Fresh start and all that! 😅

25.01.2026 12:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well… 🥲

25.01.2026 12:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Last night I managed to (soberly) dislocate my knee WASHING MY HANDS. Like, no exciting story. Just hand hygiene. 😅

25.01.2026 12:01 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Not helpful, but I do love that shade of green!

25.01.2026 12:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not the choco hoops Keith 👀

25.01.2026 11:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🔥

22.01.2026 17:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy anniversary guys! 🤍

18.01.2026 09:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Looking good our Keith!

15.01.2026 18:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .

No honestly I’m too unserious to have sat at this breakfast table #TheTraitors

14.01.2026 20:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone has that one album they used to scream along to whenever your parents went out, right?

Absolutely was Innocent Eyes - Delta Goodrem for me.

14.01.2026 13:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aim to have it finished this week. 👀

11.01.2026 19:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Right, it’s time to start Heated Rivalry.

11.01.2026 18:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love this person even more now! #TheTraitors

07.01.2026 20:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now I’m not rubbing it in… but mine was actually okay this evening. 🤞🏼

05.01.2026 18:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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