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@danjamesm.bsky.social

34. Manchester. โ™๏ธ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿป๐ŸŽง๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿท

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Good choice!

01.03.2026 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting on a bed in an attic room looking at a piece of paper . ALT: a woman is sitting on a bed in an attic room looking at a piece of paper .

Why is it sunny the day I agree to overtime?

28.02.2026 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I could do with one of those monthly too.

23.02.2026 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That sounds cute.

21.02.2026 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I beg your pardon? ๐Ÿ‘€

20.02.2026 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is sitting in a car with his eyes closed and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a car with his eyes closed and making a funny face .

I slept like shit. BUT, itโ€™s payday, itโ€™s Friday, Iโ€™m out tonightโ€ฆ

20.02.2026 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fancy sending me one over?

10.02.2026 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So good. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ

06.02.2026 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ”ฅ

06.02.2026 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes looking at the camera . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes looking at the camera .
05.02.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok ok I am removing myself from this situation x

04.02.2026 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit says " pardon " while looking at the camera ALT: a man in a suit says " pardon " while looking at the camera
04.02.2026 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ”ฅ

04.02.2026 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Lauren gif ๐Ÿ˜ญ

29.01.2026 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fresh sheets and bed before 9pm? Yes please.

27.01.2026 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Went to turn to the hand dryer, foot did not want to come along with me. ๐Ÿ˜…

25.01.2026 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, fair. Fresh start and all that! ๐Ÿ˜…

25.01.2026 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wellโ€ฆ ๐Ÿฅฒ

25.01.2026 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last night I managed to (soberly) dislocate my knee WASHING MY HANDS. Like, no exciting story. Just hand hygiene. ๐Ÿ˜…

25.01.2026 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not helpful, but I do love that shade of green!

25.01.2026 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not the choco hoops Keith ๐Ÿ‘€

25.01.2026 11:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ”ฅ

22.01.2026 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy anniversary guys! ๐Ÿค

18.01.2026 09:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking good our Keith!

15.01.2026 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .

No honestly Iโ€™m too unserious to have sat at this breakfast table #TheTraitors

14.01.2026 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone has that one album they used to scream along to whenever your parents went out, right?

Absolutely was Innocent Eyes - Delta Goodrem for me.

14.01.2026 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aim to have it finished this week. ๐Ÿ‘€

11.01.2026 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right, itโ€™s time to start Heated Rivalry.

11.01.2026 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love this person even more now! #TheTraitors

07.01.2026 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now Iโ€™m not rubbing it inโ€ฆ but mine was actually okay this evening. ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿผ

05.01.2026 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0