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Yes, plus a musical segment!

09.11.2025 22:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

their blood does run cold

01.11.2025 13:38 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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There’s a Dinosaur ‘Mummy Zone.’ Here’s What Scientists Found There. The mummified remains of two duck-billed dinosaurs exposing skin, spikes, flesh, the first reptilian hooves ever discovered.

Amazing and also sung to the tune of My Angel is a Centerfold

www.404media.co/theres-a-din...

01.11.2025 13:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Steps

Steps

STEPS

31.10.2025 20:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A corncob

31.10.2025 12:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Old timey advertisement for Halloween items at Hook’s drugstore.

Old timey advertisement for Halloween items at Hook’s drugstore.

Hook’s and Haag’s.

dansinker.com/posts/2025-1...

31.10.2025 09:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had a roommate who would order a dozen hush puppies and an extra container of crumbly bits from Long John Silvers. Dinner for two for $1. Sometimes you’d find a shrimp!

30.10.2025 07:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t ctrl-f on their family group chat tho

09.10.2025 14:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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What if I can get rich selling “Mens Editions” of Jane Austen novels and it’s just the same book except with a Tolkien style map at the beginning?!

27.09.2025 16:17 — 👍 64    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 0

That Engine Kid cover of Rocky Mountain High still rips

14.09.2025 16:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We got popcorn and a 20% off coupon.

13.09.2025 17:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think it's a common term in divorce proceedings (not divorced)

12.09.2025 13:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The movie my wife refused to watch based on title alone then wouldn't leave the room once it started?

12.09.2025 12:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Promo shot of captain Marie Bagel from Star Trek strange new worlds

Promo shot of captain Marie Bagel from Star Trek strange new worlds

Girlfriend in a statue
I know
I know
It’s serious

12.09.2025 02:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Commodore Matt Decker getting dangerously close to the planet-killer

Commodore Matt Decker getting dangerously close to the planet-killer

09.09.2025 00:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Doomsday Machine here

09.09.2025 00:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My Oura ring has a "housework" activity. Hell yeah.

05.09.2025 18:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

***i don’t think this is spoilers for SNW but fair warning just in case***

“two girls having a slumber party” would have been a hall of fame episode title

05.09.2025 11:25 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Someone already said Romula’an right?

02.09.2025 17:37 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Funny that it now looks like Worf is getting distracted by Bluesky.

01.09.2025 17:20 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Lotta powders and tinctures this morning

30.08.2025 12:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Made worse by the fact that I couldn’t change the channel or turn it off from the couch of course.

25.08.2025 18:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Twins scene in the Shining on the family room TV. Yeeeeikes.

25.08.2025 18:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

At the time where I grew up, the bar had to be physically separated from the dining area, so Dad would disappear for 10-40 minutes while we got appetizers and I played with the paper umbrella from my Coke.

15.08.2025 21:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If it’s a horror movie I want to watch (like Hereditary or something) my method is to watch it with the lights on and the Wikipedia plot summary open in front of me. That works!

15.08.2025 21:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Lotus Garden (although in our family we called it “The Hong Kong Inn”, to be extra racist).

15.08.2025 21:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Brainstorming names for my friend's confidential Job Hunt note:
- National Parks list
- Nordstrom shopping list
- 90s folk singer tape guide

And my favorite:
- NA beer tasting notes

15.08.2025 18:46 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Is there any greater gap between how good an idea sounds and how bad a thing actually is than that of a “giant cookie”

14.08.2025 13:03 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I must’ve last watched Fargo, probably on VHS from Hollywood Express, in 2000 or 2001. I didn’t like it then!

Watched it today and turns out I was wrong.

14.08.2025 03:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Find myself wondering why Lwaxana Troi doesn’t have hand tattoos

12.08.2025 14:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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