✨Trash✨

In all the time I’ve been shaving my face, I have never cut myself. Tell me how I’ve cut open my lip twice in the last couple of days.

This one’s for the BG3 players specifically 🤣🤣🤣 could not have planned this if I tried LOL
#bg3 #astarion #cosplay

God, I love them. Your art style has progressed SO much, dude.

Me: my tummy kinda be acting up lately.

Also me: one meal a day and energy drinks. (Also water, but that ain’t gonna save me)

God, I just do not even want to be awake today.

I made an appointment for 9:50 so that I would have time before I have to go to work. I got here (and checked in) at 9:45. It’s now 10:06 and I’m still sitting here. I’m gonna scream if I’m late for work.

Might rewatch Our Flag Means Death just to feel something lol

I really need to get a leather jacket.

Got bored last night and decided to dye half my head blonde. (With @eosaesir.bsky.social’s help) Co-worker said I look like Johnny Rotten, which is probably the highest compliment ever.

Love you, too! Just a bad brain day. It happens haha.

Literally this.

Anxious as fuck all day today for whatever reason. 🫠

Wednesdays are so slow and boooorrinngg.

🖤

The man showed up to my doorstep all dressed up with candies, a heartfelt card, and a rose in his mouth lmao. I’m a sucker for an old school romantic. 🖤🥹

Happy Valentine's Day 💕 be sure to give your grumpy assassin plenty of kisses 💋

#jartemis #artemisentreri #jarlaxle #legendofdrizzt

Me talking about how I want to go to places to do trivia. Tsuki said she was bad at trivia. And I was like. Well, they’re themed. You go on a night where it’s something you know a lot about.
JJ- What are you gonna do? They don’t have twink related trivia.

Even just the idea of today and tomorrow is making me feel like I’m gonna throw up.

Lately, I be thinking that I don’t know what I did to deserve this. But whatever it was was MORE than worth it.

Noooooo. 😭

Ayce wingy Mondaaaaay. 🤤

I need to get a thin jump rope.

(RGG) Smoke Break

I am the king of over-thinking. :’)

Iron Lung was so fucking good. Markiplier deserves this.

Damn, he’s just like me fr

C’mooonnn. It’s only 4 pm please get busy. Please get busy.

There’s this girl that works at the mall somewhere. And she always stops in and gives people little plastic duckies. My co-workers have a million of them but I always miss her. I finally scored a ducky lol. It’s the little things.

My love language is Yakuza memes.

A cup of tea on a saucer on a table with a tiny pitcher of cream next to it. Behind the cup is a Majima Cooro figure peeking up. To the right of the cup is a basket with a long peace of toast and a small bowl of red bean paste

First breakfast of our trip: ogura toast and milk tea at Komeda’s Coffee!