Zragg

But in the event ZRAGG is gone for good, we thank all of you for showing even slight interesting in what was a funny little game.

ZRAGG on!

This is ZRAGG Bluesky Man, signing off.

Hey all. Might be our last post for a while!

ZRAGG is going on what we're gonna call "indefinite hiatus"

As one of the lead developers has stated, they feel held back creatively due to the development of ZRAGG.

What is the future of ZRAGG? I don't know, I'm just the media guy.

Sorry we're late with this, twas busy with Zragg-Related matters.

Happy Valentine's Day from us here at the ZRAGG Dev team!

Glimbo would've said it himself, but he got blackout drunk after defending Planet ZRAGG for like 15 hours straight.

so guys good news i found the keys to the zraggmobile.

only issue is i now need to find the zraggmobile.

Got permission to post this clip from TechSec on the development team, and uh.

In their own words:

"GUYS HELP HOW DO I GET HIM OFF MY SCREEN"

Secondly, we've got a new coder on the team to help with aforementioned recode. This brings the total development team up to 3 people.

That's really all there is that I can say without spoiling any surprises. To all you ZRAGG enthusiasts, we appreciate your patience.

ZRAGG on!

- Zragg Bluesky Man

Hey all! Here to give you people over on Bluesky a quick update on how ZRAGG is coming along!

Firstly, we're just here casually re-coding the entire game, since the old code was, simply put, held together with nothing but duct tape and mayonnaise.

What be up my fellow ZRAGG appreciators.

remember, consume ZRAGG content.

Don't worry.

The Zraggmen are on their way.

Start running (but please to anybody passing by, please heed their words and wishlist ZRAGG on steam)

LEAVE MY MIRRORS ALONE PLEASE

Disregard, found a new mirror.

Zragg social media posts are now discontinued
Zragg social media manager doesn’t have a mirror anymore so therefore he can’t recite his posts to himself before he sends them off.

Sorry for the inconvenience!

so uh.

zragg, am i right?

SHHHH THEY DON'T GOTTA KNOW

Hey all, sorry. Zragg is gonna be delayed for a while.

One of the lead coders, Tech, challenged me to a game of chess.

As it turns out, I suck at chess. Anyways expect Zragg to be delayed by one year for this mishap, as reimbursement, enjoy this funny post.

Help I dropped my coffee and now it's difficult to wishlist Zragg on steam, can somebody else wishlist it for me

Fun fact: Zragg was going to be made on the Commodore 64 but was scrapped due to the lack of the color blue. Then it was moved over to the Colecovision in 1764.

Hey! You wanna play the oldest version of ZRAGG? Good news! It's available amongst many other games at the link below.

Keep in mind, this is genuinely the OLDEST VERSION as far as I'm aware. This won't reflect the final product of the steam release.

landonthepancake.ca/videogames

Hello Bluesky it is I the new platform manager, otherwise known as Zragg Bluesky Man or such.

Consume Zragg Content

Oh yeah right Zragg

Accurate graph of how much work we’ve done after the last update
(TechSec accidentally held the source code hostage)

holy shit

We’d love to show the full WIP but BlueSky doesn’t allow videos longer than a minute :p

Preview for a Zragg song composed by @techsec.bsky.social!

Fine we’ll work on Zragg

fuck zragg development
this is the shit

As the game devs of Zragg, we honor your patience. So that’s why we are spending hours of our lives playing cookie clicker instead of actually working.

TechSec stared at cookie clicker for 3 hours and grinded his cookie stocks instead of working on the level system overhaul.

ZRAGG on Steam Defend your home planet from ever increasing hordes of creatures in this Atari styled roguelite!

Zragg is an indie game based on Plants Vs Zombies and Risk of Rain 2. Play as Glimbo or various other characters to save Planet Zragg!

Wishlist it on Steam!
store.steampowered.com/app/2973000