Top Five Reasons COLUMBO victims must die:
5. Not good enough to marry my child.
4. Standing in the way of my big break.
3. Blocking my inheritance.
2. Knows about my scandalous past/affair.
1. Threatening to destroy all the good work we've been doing here at the Institute.
13.06.2024 23:48 β
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*Pink Floyd voice*
So
So you think you can tell
Kenan from Kelβ¦
24.02.2025 00:28 β
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Ainβt no rule that says a raccoon canβt have a library card
09.03.2026 02:20 β
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Me: Bucks Harbor starts with a grizzled Maine lobsterman grabbing a frozen coyote carcass out of his truck bed, and man, I dunno if a movie has ever more quickly announced it's for me. #TrueFalse
Mom: Your dad just buried a chewed up rabbit I found in the backyard. Sorry I didn't get it on video. Didn't realize that was your thing.
My mother, ladies and gentlemen.
08.03.2026 21:23 β
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Bucks Harbor starts with a grizzled Maine lobsterman grabbing a frozen coyote carcass out of his truck bed, and man, I dunno if a movie has ever more quickly announced it's for me. #TrueFalse
08.03.2026 16:25 β
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Doubly confirmed: Ross McElwee is not for me. I wish it were otherwise.
08.03.2026 01:57 β
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Oh what the hell. Matt this blows, I'm so sorry.
08.03.2026 01:55 β
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btw! The Secret Agent and It was Just An Accident are both on Hulu and both very worthy of your time!! #FilmSky
07.03.2026 06:15 β
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A man in a neon suit, blue sequined jacket and parrot mask plays congas.
Update: Renee's son is wearing a parrot mask and playing congas and I've never felt more protective of a person in my whole life.
07.03.2026 05:35 β
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Like, imagine growing up in a family band and your mom is Renee Scroggins. Non-stop fun.
07.03.2026 05:28 β
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ESG, including a tambourine player in neon yellow who is breakdancing.
ESG is playing the Blue Note tonight. There is one remaining original member performing, the rest are relatives who protect her like she is fine porcelain, which is exactly correct.
07.03.2026 05:14 β
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He *absolutely* believes shoveling snow builds character.
07.03.2026 04:23 β
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My dad and eight-year-old me carving a jack-o-lantern circa 1996-7. My dad is wearing a red and blue plaid wool button up, I have on a goldenrod sweater with some blue and red patchwork patches embellished with stitches and embroidery of flowers and autumn leaves.
Not only does this photo have my best look, I think it also has my dad's.
07.03.2026 03:52 β
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Maybe it's just because I've seen two artist docs already, but I REALLY dug the Marianne Faithful film BROKEN ENGLISH. Mess up that form, give me a fun framework and jump scare Adrian Utley all day baby. #TrueFalse
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SCHOOL FOR DEFECTORS, a heartwarming doc from SECRET MALL APARTMENT's Jeremy Workman about students at a boarding school for North Korean defectors, undid me. I'm gonna go cry forever now. #TrueFalse
06.03.2026 20:41 β
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I am eating a pastrami egg and cheese sandwich at Goldies. My joy is readily apparent.
I've been dreaming of this moment for weeks. WEEKS.
06.03.2026 15:51 β
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Sarah pours Malort shots into red shot cups
The True Crew that Malorts together.
06.03.2026 05:46 β
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Just hours into True/False and I've already seen one movie, am getting pizza at Shakespeare's and ran into @eshynes.bsky.social and @guylodge.bsky.social in the wild, so I think I'm doing pretty good!
05.03.2026 23:57 β
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Like, beyond the fact that this exact mindset is the source of so many problems, that's just no way to live a *life*! It's gotta be so boring!
05.03.2026 16:37 β
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I have this thought multiple times a day. I meet so many people who simply don't care to think about stuff beyond face value and it's like running into a brick wall.
05.03.2026 16:35 β
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i don't know how to teach people to be more curious but i think that's what we desperately need
05.03.2026 16:31 β
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As far as I know, it was just the way he got by during the depression. I have a vivid memory of him telling me about the time he got arrested by a railroad bull and had to grease ball bearings at a train yard on Christmas Day.
05.03.2026 04:02 β
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My grandpa was also a hobo and a WWII vet!
05.03.2026 02:01 β
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Yo, @nightmarejunkhead.bsky.social, here's hoping you'll be able to pick me out during HOKUM.
05.03.2026 00:20 β
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Buster has such a serious face, but I swear I've never met a bigger, sweeter doofus.
04.03.2026 18:21 β
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A black tuxedo cat lounging on a green pillow with his sister, a brown tabby, posed on top of him for some reason
They're practicing for our Olan Mills family portrait.
04.03.2026 17:12 β
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The regularity with which this movie gets quoted in my family. Like two-three times a month at the very least.
04.03.2026 17:01 β
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This day just full of release news that caters to me specifically. Not mad about it.
04.03.2026 16:08 β
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