Frankodragon

I remember I was coloring something in school only to find the marker leaked through onto a science page in a textbook. It was all orange but thankfully, the teacher didn't see that.

The Super Bowel.

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This comes to mind....

a man wearing a leather wristband is talking to another man in a library ALT: a man wearing a leather wristband is talking to another man in a library

I really wish he was a librarian.

She had to sing the Olympics Opening Ceremony? Ugh! I thought they froze her for eternity. 👎

two power rangers are fighting with the words make it stop in the background ALT: two power rangers are fighting with the words make it stop in the background

One of those days going to a thrift store and a country music song blares out that just wouldn't END. "Got my boots...got my hat....I think I'll vomit like a cat."

I was taught to be The Gulf of Mexico. Not what senile babyman orange hair thinks it should be.

I know why Batman is scowling....his movie was playing the same time as UHF in movie theaters back then.

YouTube video by David Lee Roth - Topic 40 Below

40 Below. It's coming this weekend. BRRRRR!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxhj...

Reminds me of the guy in Milwaukee who drives around in his Jesus Car.

By the power of secret sauce! (I think bing ai art is a bit dumb today since it doesn't know fat He-man or Skeletor.)

Weird Al will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.

Can't forget the Milwaukee part where Jake and Elwood did a backflip.

YouTube video by TheSepticFoundry YTP - Wendy's - Turn the Meat

"Workin' the grill, Bill, it ain't so tough. But first of all you got check your cheese."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olzi...

YouTube video by DiscoGlacier YouTube Poop - Wendy's Hotel Training Video

www.youtube.com/watch?v=90Ys...

a man carrying a plate in a kitchen with a sign that says bar rescue ALT: a man carrying a plate in a kitchen with a sign that says bar rescue

Uh oh! Look out! Ihop and Applebee's made a marriage with each other. That means more food and throwing and drunk pancakes.

Do you know what is a "Roast Beast?" I thought it had to do with the appendix of the abominal snowman.

a fire alarm with the words fire diarrhea on it . ALT: a fire alarm with the words fire diarrhea on it .

All I want for Christmas is....FIRE DIARRHEA.

I'd probably be DiarrheaExcellence347

Any team that beats Green Bay is a good team. Mwaahahahaa!!

YouTube video by shittyflute BRITNEY SPEARS - TOXIC - SHITTYFLUTED

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuFT...

a woman in a yellow cardigan is standing in front of a table with a stuffed animal . ALT: a woman in a yellow cardigan is standing in front of a table with a stuffed animal .

That's why they smell like farts.

Dang. We lost yet another one of UHF's greatest actors.

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"Diarrhea Hero with corn in his butt.."

Being it from a thrift store, you can tell it's from the land of misfit toys. That and those creepy Precious Moments statues.

🎶 "D-d-d danger lurks around you....
There's a mobster out to kill you...." 🎶

Oh, I did something like this when Pac-Man Gold Box Edition was released for the Atari 7800+ lol