Chris Newfield

Vale you silly bastards

Three news headlines side by side, each illustrated with a picture of Keir Starmer making an official statement in front of two British flags. Sky News, 3 hours ago Starmer denies U-turn claims after giving go-ahead for US to use UK military for strikes on... [headline truncated] Financial Times, 15 hours ago Starmer Will let US use UK bases for attacks on Iranian missile sites The Times, 21 hours ago Keir Starmer blocked US from using British bars for Iran attack

Clown show.

Matt Goodwin tweet They said I criticised Manchester This was a lie They said I have no local roots This was a lie They said I committed fraud This was a lie They said I am paid by Russia This was a lie They said I am “racist” This was a lie They said I am “sexist” This was a lie They said my research was dodgy This was a lie

cover of impossibly bad new Morrissey album 'Make-Up Is A Lie'. Morrissey has arms outstretched and is pulling an epic soyface

Anyone know which pharmacies in Levenshulme are doing the heroin now the Greens are in?

Don’t get me wrong though. I know Labour aren’t going to get better or embrace a turn to the left. They’ll carry on like this until the party is in the mud and the people responsible will get off to highly paid consultancy work for the worst people in the world.

Christina McAnea in UNISON did basically feck all to improve things for huge parts of the union like the NHS where UNISON members watched doctors and nurses working in their hospitals get bigger pay rises than them. She was duly dumped at the first opportunity.

The Labour right are cooked. Across the party and the unions normal people are finally realising how shit they are and how much their leaders hold them in contempt.

Yeah she’s just built for that kind of comedy isn’t she. Really leans into it.

It’ll be nice to see all the racist bots and trolls disappear from our local Facebook group now.

Watched the first two episodes last night and its got me hooked. Funny as fuck and amazingly shot.

Wouldn't really want to be writing an email to members of my union branch telling them that "working from home is still scabbing" yet here we are.

Just accidentally had the grill instead of the oven on for 20 minutes of “roasting” some chicken

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

Just seen that Vale have 16 league games yet to play this season. SIX-FUCKING-TEEN. Can’t we just chuck in the towel now?

Spinning some soul records at The Smithfield in town today. Come say hello.

Abel Heywood?

This country is so fucked to have the kind of press we have.

Turning up to the World Cup with $1,100 worth of FIFA's new cryptocurrency

This world is a prison

Andrew uses his one phone call to call Babestation.

Just had the wonderful image of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor sitting in his cell with one of these on his head

The 1967 Port Vale line-up for a friendly game

Port Vale players line up for a friendly against Gottvaldoz on their 1967 tour of Czechoslovakia. It ended 2-0 to Vale with Cullerton and Chapman the scorers in front of a crowd of 7,000. #pvfc

Got interviewed last week.

Paid £8.60 for two pints. Stockport is still unmatched.

Scores on the doors:

Greens - 39
Labour - 13
Everyone else - 0

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Did you?

It’s so hipster and middle class that the sourdough bakery shut down.

Gorton and Denton by-election. Leve, Longsight and Burnage are all in the constituency too.

It's weird reading all this stuff people are writing about Levenshulme when they've never actually been there. You'd think they were talking about Kensington or Holland Park. Let me tell you, brother, it ain't that. It ain't even Heaton Moor.