FameGace

How fresh is your flounder, today. I’d like to check out the bass too.

Do your worst! ❤️

I just went outside and spread kindness so hard no one will ever find it again

When they teach AI the word fuck, we’re all fuckin screwed!

Am I allowed to say the fuck word in here

Dammit this works with every bit of seafood. 🤣😂

How’s your coconut shrimp?

Scrod is a weird ass word.

How's your scrod?
I'll have your scrod sandwich.
Mmmm I can't wait to have your scrod in my mouth.

i’m too lazy to try and act like i have my shit together

I am like a potato chip bag. Noisy and half empty inside

People make mistakes, and I am seven people

I'm not a weirdo, I swear. Says the weirdo who swears.

No… that wasn’t me getting frustrated in CVS looking for my other earpiece that was still in my ear.

That was just someone looking exactly like me who curses and mutters to himself exactly like me.

Hope you enjoyed the show!

Sadness

The Mariners outscored the Seahawks by 5 points today

People should get a discount on exercise clothes if they don’t plan to exercise

I smell like your grandpa. Please respond.

I didn't mean any harm I meant a very specific one.

Proofreading is for lobers.

My mother's love language is "I told you so".

I'll say TGIF when it's the last Friday everrrrrrrrrr.

‘Is THAT what you’re wearing?!’

Sounds like a yes or no question… but it’s not.

Be careful out there.

I’m not antisocial. I just ghost people before I meet them

Bequeath sounds like something it isn't.

I admire your lack of self respect, people who sing happy birthday in restaurants

Hot dog water is just pork tea.

Table in a bookshop in a mall or airport, with a sign saying: "Books We pretend We've read" There's volumes such as The Hobbit, 1984, The Handmaid's Tale, Ulysses, and The Odyssey.

Last-minute fashion accessories

People who have collected rocks all these years I fucking see you

They make crackerjack pets!

I’ll be funnier on Friday

I hope your fingers don't break through the toilet paper today