Jason

SEE???? ALL MY ADS ARE CRAB

...is this what they mean by carcinization

Oh my god THAT'S Peggy Siegel? I combed through some of the Files and let me tell you the creepiest ass shit had her name all over it. And I didn't even know who she was! And they let her "defend herself"? Holy buckets

just bought a spiralizer so I can throw a potato party

Mad that C2E2 this year isn’t happening the same weekend and same venue as a NJPW PPV.

Saw him at the NJPW show in Chicago last year and he’s legit.

“Uh‘m Buhmun.”

A war that isn't a war, documented with videos that may or may not be real, funded by elected leaders who are neither for nor against it, is the most dystopian thing that's happened in my lifetime

It’s funny because the government sent a bunch of random people to CECOT for doing things like wearing a Bulls logo…

Whichever one I steal from the bank.

BATMAN/GREEN ARROW/THE QUESTION: ARCADIA #3 is in shops today. This penultimate issue is written and drawn by me, colored by Romulo Fajardo Jr. and lettered by @simonbowland.bsky.social. Here’s a preview.

Looking back on me only meeting him as a small child I understand why my dad cut him off.

The only thing I know about my paternal is racist.

Hey is anybody else wracked with despair and up for some hero shit (canine edition) 👀

Because I’d like to see if we can try and get three (3) ABTCR hounds into new homes this weekend

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On the Patreon: Have You Seen? Mister Oswald -- a great comic by Russ Johnson about a hardware retailer, his shop, employees, home life and town. An incredible 62-yr run, collected once by Johnson in 40 Years With Mister Oswald.
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How many times does dude need to be wrong before you stop platforming him?

I used to think there was only one really genuinely good dead college coach, Dean Smith, but now that Lou Holtz is gone, there is still only one genuinely good dead college coach

Imagine you're Ram-bo 🇺🇸

Homer talking to Saint Peter in front of the Pearly Gates. Homer: Well, I'll be damned.

Saint Peter (reaching for a cord to pull): I'm afraid so, yes.

Homer falls through a trap door in the clouds. He screams.

Homer crashes through the roof of Hell and falls into the flames.

Spawn (1997)

the thing about them creating a new gunshot sound was excellent

Definitely give it a chance. Very good little movie. Also 82 minutes!

Oh yeah that was real good.

there's some good stuff in the interview with Woo they play after the movie

"This whole industry fucking sucks and this little get-together you guys have here is like a private boys' club and it's a bunch of jackasses and jerks and fucking gangsters and crooks who've fucking stolen everything from a fucking artist. Telling the artist to come out here and tap dance.

Steve Miller's quote about being inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in 2016 is the hardest shit. What a legend.

I think we should take away the federal government's screens until they show they are mature enough to use them correctly.

the voice is saying Sen. Sheehy (R-MT) broke that Marine's hand

Navy carrier pilot & Ma Bell lineman

Beyond Vince Coletta is the worst Mad Max mocie

"weird" or "fucking cool"?

Lou Holtz was fired as head coach at Arkansas because he kept taping campaign ads for Jesse Helms.

He was too racist for Arkansas. In 1983.