Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now

Ganes must have really liked the 'Maria is an aspect/wishful thinking version of Mary' thing and then fucking gave her 4.

'Mary Angela Laura'? Really? White people are crazy, they have 3 names. I'm kidding, I assume IRL white people don't have that many.

The actress playing Laura, like the rest of the cast, intensely cannot act.

I don't think you need to contextualize Pyramid Head so literally, this is so stupid.

Mary lol

The second frame would've looked so cool if her design hadn't been so dumb.

This... looks stupider.

This looks... stupid.

The thing about the director is, he's a huge fanboy of the games, right. So you get random bits and bobs of different games shoved into different films, like this should not be here lmao.

Why does Maria look like.... that?

It's making me miss Revelations which, next to this, seems like a masterpiece.

'Well, this is going to suck super bad but maybe it's fun,' I thought naively.

The first Silent Hill film was not good, the second one was also not good, but the new one has somehow beaten the shit out of them in sheer godawfulness. I'm kind of taken aback.

So they're not doing the 'different people perceive a different Silent Hill' thing I guess, since Laura appears to be seeing the same thing everyone else is.

Is the film, like, Alessaing Mary up? Why? The first film already did Alessa.

The acting is intensely bad, I don't think this guy knows how to do anything exept hamming it up in survival horror situations. The imagery is kind of pretty good though.

I'm having a hard time reconciling the film, visually, looking pretty good, and everything else being absolutely bloody awful. How do you do that.

A jumpscare? Really? In Silent Hill?

it just keeps happening, either they're some sort of hitler or turn out to be a sex pest/serial rapist

TFW a guy who was melting down at you has a history of being ontological Hitler

holy shit

omg not just me

is he always this hysterical? dude kept screeching I'm a sexual abuser (?) because I wrote mean book reviews

actually I have no idea, I'd need to look up the cast list

Why are there mutant cockroaches?

Wrong game, James, this is Silent Hill 3 and you have no psychic powers or the ability to abort God.

No James, get the LONG pipe not the short one, you need reach.

sigh

yeah visually it's a pretty good looking film, it's just the everything else

Oh are they making her part of the cult...? Man SH2 is the one that has minimal cult stuff so why.