Shivam Bhatt

Yup. My entire clan picked up and moved here in the 70s and 80s. I'm not abandoning them.

Just Saturday morning, she posted “we’re coming for you, Chicago” and now they might get run outta town to go pee 😂

If gentiles would stop assuming all religions are re-skinned Christianity a lot of things - including this website - would be a lot less insufferable.

Also real quick:

Engaging in "fake joke irony" racism has been shown to lead to real ass racism.

Even against machines.

It's in 2 parts:
1. The human brain fuckin LOVES habits, repeating a joke long enough will form a habit.
2. Real racists use ironic racism as a cover to launder real racism.

Yo, this arthritis is very beta Ohio

I found it very disconcerting!

Sang Guns and Roses

TLJ was great because it was built on the greatest of all Jedi traditions: if you make one mistake, immediately move to a backwater planet in the ass end of nowhere and live forevermore in exile. Yoda did it, Obi-Wan did it, and when it was Luke's turn, he stepped up (and out).

“I’m mad because people won’t leave me alone about my stupid decisions” well yeah, that’s what happens when you sign up to be the Decision Maker

I think people who have never worked in moderation or community management on a large platform shouldn’t start or run them because they don’t get the fundamental rule:

When you decide to host a party, you don’t get to enjoy the party the way that a guest does.

Waffles

I was a skeptic about the import of the Epstein files.

But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.

There’s an essay to be written about how maga patriotism is just shitty fandom. Anyone who follows sports knows fans like this, it’s always the ref’s fault, the other team doesn’t exist, there’s some plot/player/coach holding the team back otherwise they’d always win easy bsky.app/profile/atru...

yeah like

what are we supposed to do when the president is actively trying to instigate a civil war? its genuinely unprecedented. the president is trying to fucking "troll" us into a fucking war. im so fucking annoyed by the premise but thats what it is.

Catalpa Tree is TWISTED. Parthenon in the background.

There is a tree in Nashville that I'm pretty sure was pulled up into a tornado when it was a sapling, but it had strong roots and it survived. I visit it every time I'm at Centennial Park. When I first moved here, it was barely taller than me, and now it's an adult!

I’m telling you: ridicule works. These guys are supposed to intimidate the citizenry and it’s very hard to do that when a guy in a frog suit is just staring you down and daring you to do something that makes it look like you’re afraid of a cartoon

Harmeet Dhillon (DOJ) publicly targeted this judge on Twitter a couple weeks ago.

Yeah I played the wow beta for an hour and that was enough.

Dark souls?

@derekdearreader.bsky.social so you know I'm gonna foil out that deck to make it the most ridiculous pdh deck ever, right?

I have infinite faith and trust in Tappy to not Google it myself and to not want to be spoiled

Stop by sf and lets hang out

I left listening to the Jays Yanks game when the jays were up eleven and I came back to what the hell happened

The funniest thing about this is how legit terrified ICE looks.

100 / 100

The single most incredible thing about Bluesky is that everything it once was/could possibly still be is considered an unpleasant aberration at best by the people in charge. 18 months ago, I would have happily shelled out for a premium sub to support this site, now I’m circling the drain yet again

I legit don't understand what their beef or goal is. Just, what broke?

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Its beautiful but I don't understand the reference