Shivam Bhatt

faster than i thought and still got what i wanted. ok. i'll take it.

“We thought we were living in a politically neutral slave state.”

Got in the secret lair waiting room like 45 min ago only to be told my turn is 45 from now lol. Fucked system.

Reminder that The Cloud *does* have a physical infrastructure.

just wait 20 years until hes widely hailed as the boldly transformative figure who bucked conventional thought in order to solve problems previously thought intractable such as venezuela, iran, and cuba

Remember what I said about how, when Trump is flailing, they start inserting a fake, fictional Trump into their stories, who is acting rationally and sanely?

I was 1000% all the way in on Platner and when the news about the tattoo came out I was like lol nope sorry Nazi shit is a bit of a red line for me buddy

If you didn’t drop him then, for whatever reason, you absolutely still can! You can ditch the guy right now!

Good to know, will delete

the weirdest thing in the world is the US press and the media tour they organise every time a rich person threatens to leaves a state, especially because in 99% of cases it isn't even a biz being moved, just some wealthy asshole who pays about 4 bucks a year in taxes and squats on a public beach

My neighbour told me Kuwaiti air defence keeps eating his F-15s so I asked how many F-15s he had and he told me he just goes and gets another F-15 so I said it sounds like he's just feeding F-15s to Kuwaiti air defence and then his daughter started crying

Rent free

This too

Because i was mildly positive about liking turtles and sad that my prerelease was small, and that I told people not to waste my time shitting on ub in my mentions. And they took that to mean my entire life and wellbeing were tied to this set

Cause my favorite turtle is double striking raph, my favorite card is mutagen man

Card that is a turtle or card that is in turtles?

Be mad if you need to but I basically got every card I wanted over the weekend so my entire interest in the set is accomplished.

It is so fucking weird that folks on the other site are trying to taunt me about tmnt. Motherfucker I don't work for wotc, I didnt make the set, and it already exists! If it fails financially that is literally not my problem, and indeed probably to my benefit. I have no investment here.

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

Heavenly Blademaster {5}{W} Creature — Angel Flying, double strike When this creature enters, you may attach any number of Auras and Equipment you control to it. Other creatures you control get +1/+1 for each Aura and Equipment attached to this creature. 3/6 Illustrated by Zack Stella

3/1 #scryfallrandom is one of my favorite ways to win in my auras deck

I was radicalized by a kind elderly Presbyterian minister in a brightly colored cardigan who played with puppets and told me that people could like me exactly as I am and that everyone is different and that's great and we should like them exactly as THEY are.

It was, you might surmise, not a great time to be a young man who looked like me

He wrote a song about a cremation ground?

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

Falling down a Fred Rogers rabbit hole at the moment, and dang if this isn't some "fundamental human dignity and self respect" delivered in a calm soothing tone and child appropriate language.

"I hope you're able to grow to respect whoever you are inside." 🥹😭❤️‍🩹

Man was a saint and a genius.

I just learned that Ayatollah Khamenei and Ayatollah Khomenei are not the same person. Here's my plan for regime change in Iran....(1/23)

Today, US & Israeli forces bombed the Gandhi Children’s Hospital in Iran’s capital of Tehran.

Nurses supposedly risked their lives carrying newborns to safety from the rubble.

I’m having trouble finding more reporting about this, but here is at least a blurb from Reuters:

any movie with him in it is a guaranteed banger, including my all time favorite martial arts movie Only The Strong

To give you a sense of how Georgia Democrats are doing, North Carolina Democrats are running candidates in all 170 legislative districts and all 14 congressional districts this fall

Dragons of Spring Dawning, Book 2, Chapters 4 & 5 We finally learn what has become of Tanis and the rest of the Companions who were aboard the Perechon when it was attacked by dragons and sunk in the Blood Sea. Tanis, Riverwind, Goldmoon and Berem fi...

March's episode is now live!

We finally learned what happened to Tanis and friends after the ship they were using to run away from Kitiara was sunk by dragons.

Where did they end up? How are they alive? @falselogic.bsky.social and @shivambhatt.bsky.social discuss all this and more!

The most recent, cia sponsored, royal family.