Shivam Bhatt

every day this becomes more true

ending her career lying about an orwell quote while the entire room is getting news notifications about how she’s been fired and clearly doesn’t know it, perfect

Also, uh, I think I goozled myself in the beh lah quest where I accidentally killed everyone but the chieftain who gave me the quest (i used a love tonic on her), and she told me to talk to someone who I am pretty sure died?

Sure, but she specifically is unhappy and I take the wins I can get

Singapore! Go to banana leaf Apolo for my absolute favorite indian food anywhere

Dog, when I tell you that qud is the only thing I can think about these days...
Also I randomly walked into a place full of monsters that permanently lowered my int so fuck you for that

Vacuum cleaner supremacy

This is so beautiful.

Mine was 875148 but I know folks who had four digits

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

It was funny to see, I don't even remember which US newspaper it was anymore, but an obit of Ali Khamenei said something to the effect of "he lived a paranoid life in which he believed the US and Israel were out to kill him, which eventually happened"

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

Live updates: Trump replaces Homeland Security chief Kristi Noem Donald Trump will replace Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem with Republican senator Markwayne Mullin.

uh, what the fuck
i mean, Noem should be in jail for life, but this is unexpected.
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build it as if i was starting from scratch with everything available now

pictures you can feel

the latter.

Thinking about going back to my first few commander decks and rebuilding them from scratch with what I've learned in the ensuing years.

They peddle it as individualism but, it's not, it's complete selfishness and contempt.

I think having a stated design intent is a good thing.

Same with me and my son!

Yeah, but you know the game is over with those. Bridge makes you feel you might have a chance

Why would you do this

really nothing funnier than a man achieving unexpected overnight success with his gay romance show and then being like "at last, thank GOD, I can achieve my dream of adapting for TV this book about Aristotle"

I fucking loved mistborn, abd I love stormlight, but if you're struggling with mist you will not like storm

E1

And honestly, that's great. That's what it *should* do.

My son's first Zelda was breath of the wild, and his first Mario was odyssey. I guess I don't see what you mean.

Sigh