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Very legal and very cool. My contributions to the legal twitterature are almost exclusively GIF-related. When in doubt, assume sarcasm. Oh also I watch random reality shows @oxfordcommander on that other place she/her

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I always adored her lip color!

30.09.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes, this needs to come from family

30.09.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SAME

30.09.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman says she 's at my house on bravo tv ALT: a woman says she 's at my house on bravo tv

you're here ! ! ! ! ! !

30.09.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love Ashley. That's all.

30.09.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to see her on the Traitors!! Although that doesn't guarantee a less delulu cast.

29.09.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wasn't Option 2 "October"?

29.09.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That would be SO GOOD

29.09.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Josh: "It's like me and Paul had a child and birthed Vince." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ #RHAP #BB27

29.09.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I think Kelley actually LOL'ed when Vince tried to suggest that Kelley still liked him in his speech.

29.09.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree. She really killed the answers and the speech. Vince talked about all the different kinds of carnival games he's good at.

29.09.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to mention he sniped "she doesn't even deserve to be here" about Ashley every chance he got!

29.09.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His speech and his answers were sooooo badddddd

29.09.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HE PUT HER ON THE BLOCK IN WEEK 1 AND SHE WILL FOREVER BE IN THE HOH SHOWER IN LIFE

29.09.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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mario is driving a yellow car with the words all we do is win ALT: mario is driving a yellow car with the words all we do is win

WE ALL WON

29.09.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was just thinking out loud !

27.09.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I totally agree with you!

27.09.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know β€” I want Ashley to win, but to do so she has to take Vince and I do not for one second trust that jury to give Ashley the win. And it also requires Morgan to get 3rd which also makes me sad bc she has done a great job also.

27.09.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t really put myself in the jurors’ positions about how I’d react to any kind of occupation reveal (bc obviously we always know all along) but to me it seems like who cares? It’s cool for like 5 seconds but then they’ll get back to what they consider β€œthe game” and the moves.

27.09.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m less concerned about Ashley’s speech based on what Taran was saying about it on the update today, but I am very concerned that the jury will just dismiss Ashley’s game and Vince will win and that is worst case scenario.

27.09.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate hate hate her edit.

26.09.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On the flip side, I think Keanu really tried to think about his answers on the Sharon Tharpe interview. I appreciated that.

26.09.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a hat and a white suit says i hate him ALT: a woman wearing a hat and a white suit says i hate him

ma'am can you please put a trigger warning on there before showing Cameron's freaking face.

24.09.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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22.09.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WE NEED A WRENCH

22.09.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man on a boat with the words take my money on the bottom ALT: a man on a boat with the words take my money on the bottom

where do I sign

22.09.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man says " may the lord be with you " ALT: a man says " may the lord be with you "

godspeed -- maybe when you're done you can tag me in so I can actually do some

18.09.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm worried that Will thinks that Vince is running the game, and I don't know that Rachel was that un-complimentary to him during her exit interview (tbh I can't remember, but I vaguely remember her saying something good about him).

18.09.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh good freaking point

18.09.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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18.09.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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