Endymion

I remember this, absolutely wonderful

You haven’t met my brother

Beverly Crusher: I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter in my grandmother's journal.

Happy Halloween from Star Trek and the haunted horny candle that makes you have sex with the ghost who had sex with your grandmother

Everyone should have to re-test every 10 years after passing

Same as Kid A

I swear one random influential person declared it a masterpiece, and every music journalist ever since has sycophantically agreed

He lived near me in his post- Take That years, and I played football with him a few times. He was as you would expect

Pictures Of You by The Cure

Standing with Maccabi’s football hooligans against local police – is that what patriotism looks like now? | Jonathan Liew Tommy Robinson is said to be going to Villa Park as a Maccabi Tel Aviv fan. Do the politicians jumping on this bandwagon care what they are doing, asks Guardian columnist Jonathan Liew

Standing with Maccabi’s football hooligans against local police – is that what patriotism looks like now? | Jonathan Liew

I like Gakpo, but today’s setup is a little weird - if he wants to give Isak, Ekitike and Wirtz time on the pitch together, then play one of them off the left and pop Chiesa on the right

Big Furniture though

I’m quite happy for my kids not to buy me anything, however they do like to get me something - books are always a good option

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Sound and lighting are the most interesting bits, maybe I should be the one to re-train

Oh, absolutely, and I’ll support them whatever they want to do. They’re more interested in the performance side of things - I’m trying to get across to them that having some other skills to fall back on would be useful!

I try to get this across to my school-age kids, but they both want to go into the theatre…

oh my god the Riyadh Comedy Festival www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

tweet from a guy named Josh that says: I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal

On World Bread Day I'm celebrating this tweet cos every time I make toast i think "cook it again"

Hard agree

This game is very frustrating sometimes

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Flag alert! Gary Neville may not be Orwell but he is a very English type of patriot | Barney Ronay An easy target for accusations of luxury hypocrisy, Neville has at least tried to address an issue that has everything to do with aggressively flag-draped and militarised modern sport

Finally read this by @barneyronay.bsky.social on Gary Neville and flags. It’s great. And important.

www.theguardian.com/football/202...

My go-to Therapy? album - a big favourite in my group of friends in the mid 90s

Just seen a headline which asks "Thatcher was born 100 years ago and her reign feels a lifetime away. Why is her effect on the country still so huge?"

It's because she was a massive bastard. Hope that helps x

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Never had a KFC

Or a Greggs

Obviously, this is loser shit, but I think AI has really cemented itself as the visual language of fascism. It's anti-human, flattened, uninteresting, and cheap. It's like looking at a Potemkin Village and thinking that's the same as architecture.

100% this - I will happily spend longer looking for a decent text option

regrettably if you try to point this out online you'll get yelled out by 79208 journalists going OH SO YOU WANT JOURNALISTS TO STARVE??? even if you're, say, a journalist yourself, and point out that while there are clearly no easy answers, the status quo isn't exactly working for society