spook-e

saw a subaru with a blue lives matter sticker…

David Lynch memorial outside Twedes cafe (R&R diner in the show)

back here to say that i have improved 🙏

being single sucks (no one to send sexy pics with full body minion snapchat filter)

cute girl came up to me after the dps show and said she liked my vibe and then disappeared😫😫

i love getting my haircut simply bc getting my hair washed feels sooooo good i get so sleepy

POST THE GRAPHIC

idk what’s near you but i usually go to dollar tree or tjmaxx/marshalls

CA7RIEL Y PACO DATE IN ATLANTAAAAAAA🙏🙏🙏💋💋

one thing i couldn’t do in undergrad that i still suck at irl is dilutions…so simple yet here i am still can’t dilute for shit

every day i say im not gonna pick my skin in the shower and then every day i pick my skin in the shower

omg i forgot one! men that live in tiny houses

the war against single people in this country is real.

i wish i could tell my dad to kill himself when he pisses me off

other types of men not getting another chance:
with an eagle chest tattoo
that rockclimb
that have a weird obsession with japan
whose name starts with j
that got an internship where their parent is a ceo

never giving another bald man a chance tho…

giving a short bi king a chance

i try not to take job/career into consideration when dating but idk if i can follow through with going on a date with a professional horse girl

i went to a comedy show tonight and like i need to do that more often bc shit was too funny

that’s cause all the football players are busy

bsky would be even better if likes were favorites and the hearts were stars instead iykyk

waffle house

“let’s pound some beers for the high schoolers” is not something i expected to come out of my dad’s mouth

adding this to my hinge has ironically increased my likes and matches #hotandfunny