Chrayzi Chrissy

Trump craves proof
Daily
That he's a LOSER

To prove
Trump is a LOSER

The Quickie

Time to bulk up
Eat snacks with abandon
Have that hot fudge sundae
.
They can't kidnap you
If you weigh 400-pounds
.
Make it trendy for 2026

Or just cancel their government contracts
.... Trump loves to cancel contracts
It's trendy

Citizens Bank Funding ICE Detention Centers Boycott Citizens Bank, Move your accounts out of Citizens Bank

Financing Major Prison Companies: Protesters allege that Citizens Bank is a major lender to CoreCivic and The GEO Group, the two largest private prison operators in the U.S. open.substack.com/pub/cheechpr...

Congress
And government employees
Including ICE
.
Are civilians
.
Maybe A.I. surveillance could be useful

Trump loves
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Red ties
Red hats
Red party
.
Now my 401(k) and IRA
are completely Red
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Let's go Pedo

After 60-years
Of being a con-man and a fraud
You can tell he's winging it
.
The Alzheimer's and Syphilis are winning

After 60-years
Of being a con-man and a fraud
You can tell he's winging it
.
The Alzheimer's and Syphilis are winning

Mass firings
Stops consumer spending
And trickles down
To more firings
And even less spending

Good a little peace
From the psycho

Mostly....
.
Nursing homes require the elderly to sell off everything.
The kids get nothing.
Then corporations scoop everything up at estate sales.
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There is no generational wealth.
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Hedge funds and for-profit healthcare is forcing destitution.

If you have federal student loan debt, here’s what experts want you to know Eventually, the changes will streamline the system and reduce the number of repayment options, but right now, trying to understand what’s happening is a little like staring into a bowl of alphabet sou...

If you're among the more than 43 million Americans who have federal student loan debt, significant changes are coming. https://to.pbs.org/3OzHr7W

Bed bugs
Bed bugs
Whatcha gonna do

Owning the libs and
...Loving them giant pickups
Rolling Coal
....
.
Smells like...
.... Destitution
.
.
Raise those beautiful gas prices

Loving them giant pickups
Rolling Coal
....
Smells like
.... Destitution

Blackmail
Against the law firms
IS A CRIME

Fake Christians
Pretending to be God
Speaking as God
Creating new imaginary Bible verses
Passing judgement as God
....
Making others' lives a living Hell
.....
Is the worst kind of Mental Illness

His friends at UPS and FedEx
are setting it up
Only profits matter
.
Not the US Postal "Service"

Trump in his own words
Swears daily
That he won the 2020 election
So by his own admission
2024 is Trump's Third Term

Most of them will be
In future news articles
About how they raped children
In their Sunday Schools
Or had child porn on their
Church computers
.
It's already trendy
With judgemental evangelicals
Mug shots are everywhere

When product prices go up
Due to production issues
Then
Even when production prices fall
Corporations will find a way to continue gouging the consumer
For better profits

Get the audio...
.
Of Trump saying he would date his daughter
.
Of trump bragging about grabbing women by the p....
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Of trump bragging about walking into the Miss Teen USA dressing room unannounced
.
Play it all on a loop
In a commercial

From 2028
On into the future
....
Make it a federal CRIME
to HIRE ICE agents
For any job at all
....
Unemployed for life

Gas pump stickers

That was actually just the
Cold, greasy, room temperature....
Big Mac, Quarter Pounder with Cheese,
And Filet O'Fish
With the Diet Coke
.
Finally passing through his colon

Firing federal employees
.....
Trickles down all the way
To even construction workers
And McDonald's workers
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Less spending
In a consumer economy
Hurts everyone