Chris Patterson

Loved ones who have passed on always reveal themselves through the weather...

"Heroes get remembered. But Legends will never die. Follow your heart, Kid. And you can never go wrong..."

See you soon. 💕

I've decided to extend my social media hiatus.

Real life is far more important right now...

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See you in March... ✌🏾❤️

Better than the Melania movie, so... I'll see myself out. 🤣

Goodnight, my degenerates. 💕

I'll see you in March.

Be safe, Be kind, Be well... ✌🏾

I couldn't hear you over the sound of doves singing.

Gossip is music to my ears. 😂

We got this! You can message me anytime I'm away if you wanna lore dump.

Ok...

Now what do I do? It's 7 degrees outside.

WOOO!!!

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3. 2. 1... Anddddd!

24 HOURS WITHOUT A CIGARETTE! WOOOOO!!!!

I'M SO HAPPY! I'M SO HAPPY! 😭

I find it hilarious you showed up on my last day! Twins! Hahaha. But yes, a social media detox is needed. So much crazy stuff every day is getting exhausting.

Almost 24 hours, no cigarettes... Let's go, Baby!

Woooo!!! Thank you, Sarah!!!

FREE HIT ALERT! 🚨 FREE HIT ALERT! 🚨

If you're reading this post? You're allowed to ask me any question you want about anything you are interested in.

Keep it clean though. My Ma probably reads these things without my knowledge... 🤣

DO YOUR WORST!

It's not easy. It's very difficult. But I'm very glad I made the choice to decrease my smoking habits.

*Deep inhale*

So *this* is oxygen? Hmm! Nice.

Yaaaawn! Good morning!

Today is my last day on socials for a while. Guess what I did? That's right, children.

I went an entire night without smoking.

SCREW YOU NICOTINE! AHAHAHAHA! 🤣

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

There is a direct correlation between bad plastic surgery and stupid Republicans.

I'm just too stoned to prove it...

Wake and Bake!

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Mood:

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I gotta go outside in that... Madness!

I'm regretting it already.

Our swag is one of a kind! It cannot be replicated!

Lesson learned:

"Don't post when cranky. Just wait it out..."

Big Gay AL! 🤣 Good to see you in a normal place, Dani!

Anyway...

How are you?

I really need Boomers to stop acting like Millennials sleeping in is a frigging war crime.

Jesus tap dancing Christ... 🤦🏾‍♂️

PSA: Dropping a script for free on February 21st.

Mark your calendars...

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Being a writer is my purpose.

It's not easy. It's a tough job. But just like my favorite American hero "Paperboy" says!

"It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it!"

No! Seriously! Writing is a lot of fun. It's like playing God or playing The Sims.

"I'm gonna (bleep) this person's life up as much as humanly possible and put all of my insecurities onto THEM. And then make THEM go to therapy!"

It's too much. 💕

Everything in my writing career is coming full circle. I also would like to point out...

This is fun. Man, writing is so much fun. WE GET PAID FOR THIS?!

Who- What do you mean if I make too much money, I have to file taxes? I'm POOR, honey! 🤣

Me: "Tell me why!"

Characters: "Ain't nothing but a heartache!"

Me: "Tell me why!"

Characters: "Ain't nothing but a big mistake!"

Me: "Tell me why!"

Characters: "I never wanna hear you say!"

Together: "I want it that wayyyy!"

I love this script already...

#THL2030