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Matt Thiessen

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Associate Professor of Religious Studies, McMaster University. Author of Jesus & the Forces of Death and A Jewish Paul: The Messiah's Herald to the Gentiles.

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Oh, the Shit You’ll Do After You’re Tenured! We regret to inform you: Today’s not your day Though you’ve sweated and labored Every August through May You have brains in your head And a CV for ...

Whole mornings you’ll lose, and whole afternoons
To trolling and arguing with faceless buffoons
Like MAGABro69 and DixieBrunette —
You may even say a few things you regret.

But it’s okay!
You’ll be tenured!
And joy will abound
(Until the university itself closes down)

02.03.2026 18:28 — 👍 53    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 1
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a man with long hair and a beard is smiling with his eyes closed in a blue shirt . ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is smiling with his eyes closed in a blue shirt .

Me, as the sun shines and the temperature nears double digits.

27.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fingers crossed!

27.02.2026 03:25 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 2

I too would like to fibermax. Any tips?

27.02.2026 00:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lord, I see what you've done for other animals and I want that for me!

26.02.2026 22:54 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I don't expect any better, but check out this all-male issue of First Things. Worst Things, amirite?

26.02.2026 12:12 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Look again at that MLM. That's here. That's home.

26.02.2026 02:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Alternatively, this driver rejects the hypostatic union of Christ, believing that Jesus is only 1/2 divine and 1/2 human and so fully powers this hybrid.

26.02.2026 02:37 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Donald Trump's Violent Mentality is Quite Literally Biblical One could be forgiven for coming away from Leighton Woodhouse’s “Donald Trump, Pagan King” op-ed in the New York Times with the nagging suspicion that he hasn’t actually read the biblical or ‘Pagan’ w...

A recent NYT op-ed blamed the Trump's regime's lawless violence on 'paganism' while conjuring Christianity as the source of good values. I think this is a terrible way to think about history and gets in the way of cleaning up the messes Christians have made. My latest from @religiondispatches.org

23.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 292    🔁 71    💬 8    📌 8

Winter 2026: "The snow will continue until morale improves."

24.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tonight, Professor Adele Reinhartz (McMaster PhD 1983) will deliver the Irish Theological Quarterly Lecture entitled "Shared Scriptures, Shared Questions: Jewish readings of the Christian Testament" at St. Patrick’s Pontifical University in Maynooth.

24.02.2026 12:50 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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A man who has chosen to comb his hair like this for decades lacks at least two things:

- a functioning level of discernment
- friends who are able to speak the truth to him

24.02.2026 12:58 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It is right and meet for two people with the worst hairdos in the history of the universe to partner up in this way.

23.02.2026 23:11 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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🤷🏼

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Advising Fellow, College of Arts & Sciences in Charlottesville, Virginia, United States of America | Student Services, Health, & Wellness at University of Virginia Apply for Advising Fellow, College of Arts & Sciences job with University of Virginia in Charlottesville, Virginia, United States of America. Student Services, Health, & Wellness at University of Virg...

friends! come work with me and the amazing folks on this team at UVA!

happy to answer any questions about the position, feel free to reach out!

jobs.virginia.edu/us/en/job/R0...

23.02.2026 21:53 — 👍 9    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 1

does this mean Princeton will now endure endless winter?

23.02.2026 16:11 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Favorite course you took in university?

22.02.2026 21:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Highly applicable to university professors

22.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

At the Toronto Auto Show with my son.

Him: dad, let’s go check out that amazing supercar.

Me: dude, let’s go check out that station wagon and then the cargo capacity on that minivan.

22.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

There are so many amazing scholars who haven't landed well-deserved positions.

22.02.2026 13:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Is RFK Jr. a 'Never Nude'? Human Health Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was mocked after releasing a video showing him swimming and working out in jeans with Kid Rock.

"The health secretary seems as committed to swimming in jeans as he is to destroying the nation’s immune system."

21.02.2026 23:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why are you grabbing my ass?

I’m not, it’s just a new sport.

19.02.2026 19:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
tweet from NYX: "can I join your established friendgroup as a mysterious outside force."

tweet from NYX: "can I join your established friendgroup as a mysterious outside force."

paul to the disciples

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Pure evil

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pure evil

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Creation as an act of ordering/structuring so that life can flourish

16.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a Ferruginous pygmy owl is cute AF.

16.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dr. Matthew Thiessen recently published both introduction and critical notes to the book of Leviticus in the Anabaptist Community Bible (MennoMedia, 2025).

www.mennomedia.org/anabaptist-c...

16.02.2026 13:15 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Wondered if this is the new standard but haven’t read it

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