Alice Bell

Oh im like ten seasons out from that still, and may I remind you we’re still dealing with a potential bioweapon outbreak here!!!

Oh my god an episode about a nonce who stole three children after hurricane Katrina (as one does) has now become an ANTHRAX OUTBREAK what even is THIS SHOW

Ah yes I see the flaw here

Really struggling with sleep at the moment. Starting to think a benefit of a relationship is I have an adult enforcing bedtime

I refuse to believe that’s real, you’re trying to make a fool of me

Everyone is saying this! “Absolute garbage, some of the worst television ever made, I have a full back tattoo of Detective Stabler.”

They’re not wrong.

Step away from the lathe of heaven

it's compelling, I'll give it that

Fall asleep to historic abductions of hispanic children being uncovered, wake up to the shocking reveal that Dean Cain manipulated his wife into starving to death somehow. Different episodes, or did I just miss Ice T explaining the link? No one can say.

I keep falling asleep with it on and waking up during the shock twist trial reveal part ten minutes before the end and I never know what episode it is but the twists are always so nonsensical that the show itself is still consistent to me

It is ableist of you to tell me to stop posting

An extract from an article about Sean McGinty being dismissed from the bbc: The tribunal heard McGinty continued posting on X while he was signed off work, despite Rick asking him not to post anything inappropriate. But in his witness statement, McGinty said his combination of ADHD and severe anxiety meant he "posted impulsively without thinking" and "could not stop posting even when asked".

The man says ADHD gave him poster’s madness!

ADHD doesn’t make you a transphobe you massive loser

A bbc headline: Sacked BBC journalist says X posts were due to ADHD. This headline is accompanied by a picture of a bald white man who looks like the picture you’d get with an article on The Onion called like “your maths teacher is doing fine after the divorce”

I say this with all the venom my ADHD-diagnosed little heart can muster: bro, shut up.

Party Total reported Donations accepted (excl. public funds) Public funds accepted Total accepted in this quarter Alliance - Alliance Party of Northern Ireland £65,140 £20,538 £44,602 £65,140 Conservative and Unionist Party £4,216,224 £2,401,452 £1,614,729 £4,016,181 Co-operative Party £131,180 £131,180 £0 £131,180 Democratic Unionist Party - D.U.P. £104,320 £0 £104,320 £104,320 Green Party £294,069 £189,010 £98,764 £287,773 Labour Party £2,043,007 £1,943,824 £31,836 £1,975,660 Liberal Democrats £2,190,101 £1,314,139 £749,173 £2,063,312 Open Party £197,151 £155,067 £0 £155,067 People Before Profit £8,605 £0 £6,453 £6,453 Plaid Cymru - The Party of Wales £63,967 £30,000 £33,967 £63,967 Reform UK £5,473,000 £5,456,000 £0

The funding gap between Reform UK and the Greens is astounding.

New Electoral Commission stats today reveal the reportable donations in Q4 2025:

🟢 Green Party: £189,010
🟣 Reform UK: £5,456,000

Greens are bringing in barely 3.5% of Reform UK's large donations - but still polling around 20%.

You do not, although there is reference to them which may slightly spoil them if you decide to go back and read them :)

it's on Kobo! www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...?

ALSO if you are a kindle person, the first in the series is on unlimited - www.amazon.co.uk/Grave-Expect...

Happy World Book Day! My new book is a kindle deal this month if that's your vibe. It's a funny murder mystery with ghosts and pro-wrestling and an angry terrier. I think you'll like it, it may distract you from the horrors. www.amazon.co.uk/Grapples-Wra...

Apocryphal tale I was told is that a friend of a friend spirited a book out of the Bod by means of throwing it out of the window to an accomplice below. Reports that it was peed on by a drunken visitor to their room, and dried on the window ledge before being returned, remain unconfirmed.

If you are a doctor or a nurse, the Minimum Income Requirement doesn't allow your foreign national spouse to live with you in this country

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

Odysseus had his crew lash him to the mast to keep him from doing an interview with Chotiner.

This is how I imagine everyone who takes Chotiner's calls

The Dungeon Experience on Steam The Dungeon Experience is a comedy first-person adventure about a low-level mudcrab chasing his dream of helping YOU experience the true bliss of Financial Freedom*

The Dungeon Experience! Comedy game that I actually laughed at wherein a crab is runs a non-OSHA compliant escape room. I don't fully know how to explain it. I fought cardboard goblins flying on drones with a spray bottle of water. And the crab did a sax solo. store.steampowered.com/app/994680/T...

Schrodinger's Cat Burglar Demo on Steam Portal with cats - Become entangled in a quantum puzzle adventure! Mittens gains the incredible power to be in two places at once. Explore twisted test chambers, make mischief and evade capture by a w...

Schrodinger's Cat Burglar! Puzzle platforming where you are one cat that can be two cats on account of quantum. It layers in a bunch of stuff that makes the puzzles way more complicated than I expected. Plus, you jump on desks and push everything off. store.steampowered.com/app/3493170/...

Also while I’m up late, John Walker sucks and nobody should think fondly of him, I retract every nice word I may ever have said directly or indirectly about him

I see people argue that you can't criticise small indie games, and I always wonder: at what scale does it become OK, then? How many employees does the team need? How many games under their belt? How much money made? Do developers need to submit audited accounts before you can say it's only okay?

I prefer not to speak. If I speak I am in big trouble.

All Will Rise on Steam The river is a god, and they killed her. It’s time for ordinary people to hold them to account. Manage your team. Mix with ecoterrorists and godmen. Build your deck, follow leads and find allies. Make...

All Will Rise! I don't like deckbuilders, except when they're also a courtroom drama about suing billionaires for killing a river. I don't know how else to sell this game to you, if that doesn't get you going you're dead inside. store.steampowered.com/app/3165340/...