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John Colton

@johncolton.bsky.social

Physicist, Latter-day Saint, Swiftie, Nerdfighter DFTBA. Fan of Brandon Sanderson, F1, ultimate frisbee, pickleball, singing, ukulele, hiking with friends. ADHD, anxiety. #NeverTrump #AbolishICE #StandWithUkraine. Be the light of the world.

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*deliver

03.03.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🫢🫢🫢

03.03.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With ukulele it took me a couple of weeks of playing every day before my fingers stopped hurting. Good luck! It's worth it!

03.03.2026 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woohoooo!! I missed this somehow.

03.03.2026 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can audience members pay money to delivery them bonuses? πŸ˜‚

03.03.2026 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Never 🫢

02.03.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Monday 🫢. Good luck with the new week

02.03.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice solution to the problem!! πŸ™‚πŸ™‚

02.03.2026 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck, jaz. 🫢

02.03.2026 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More than I got. Lmk if you figure it out.

02.03.2026 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woohoooo! Have a great time in Vienna and a great show.

02.03.2026 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Your last two terms should be multiplied together. It's interpreting what you wrote as subtracting the last term instead of multiplying by a negative.

02.03.2026 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🩷🩷🩷

02.03.2026 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't get it either πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•

02.03.2026 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I lost 4 sweatshirts in the course of about 3 weeks a few months ago. While taking my ADHD meds. Found two of them, but still two were lost for good. :(

02.03.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🀍 "The future's bright, dazzling"

02.03.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They went to war with Iran (which nobody in America was asking for) so they could conjure an excuse to allow ICE to keep murdering Americans and teargassing schools here at home with impunity (which nobody in America was asking for).

01.03.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 19335    πŸ” 6053    πŸ’¬ 1661    πŸ“Œ 474

❀️

28.02.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is always a tweet.. πŸ₯΄πŸ€ͺ

28.02.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Must disagree. Hanging out with you is a blast. If I were single and closer to your age 10/10 would date.

28.02.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tess, you are beautiful through and through and I love you. πŸ«ΆπŸ«‚πŸ©·

28.02.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«ΆπŸ«‚

28.02.2026 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice! Adapt and overcome!! πŸ™‚πŸ™‚

28.02.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh somehow I transposed you and your mom when I read the story. I thought she was the one telling you to go see the doctor. Anyway, I'm glad she has the type that can be treated with antibiotics, that should help a ton in just a day or two

28.02.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump and Republicans are:

-Trying to ram through a bill that would disenfranchise millions of voters
-Considering an EO that would allow Trump to take over elections
-Proposing to station ICE agents at polling places

They’re trying to rig their way to victory. We won’t let them.

27.02.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1872    πŸ” 604    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 24

Also, great moms keep their promises. I really love that you did that.

28.02.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*chef's kiss*

28.02.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully you can get some treatment for it!!

28.02.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that you are so extremely supportive of our mutual friend Tess. She needs more friends like you.

Oh wait, guess I got the direction backwards. πŸ˜‰

28.02.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I never have problems feeling things. My mental health problems all stem from feeling things TOO MUCH 😒😒

28.02.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0