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You could have saved yourself 12 characters by leaving off "in defence". 😆

No salary cap on coaches. 🤷‍♂️💸

Complete agreement. Definitely a piece to build around IMHO. An attacking DP who will absolutely fight for the badge.

At the very least, the Timbers know they've got a fighter in Kristoffer Velde. Biggest lovable villain on the team since Blanco. Can't wait to see what he does next year. #RCTID

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LET'S DO THE DOUBLE FAM. #RCTID #BAONPDX

The vibes around that 2011 team were SO good! Didn't make the playoffs but they were damn tough to beat at home. Captain Jack, rookie phenom Nagbe, a solid Perkins in goal... Good times.

OMG... What a shot!

Happy he's here. Can't wait to see what he can do with a full preseason and playing with a healthy Rodriguez!

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So done with this guy. Can our entire national team group just like block his number?

I mean, let's keep our heads. I enjoyed it but there's a huge gulf in quality between SD and RSL. I'd be happy if we simply showed up to play in the next one honestly.

Alright alright... Maybe breathe a little bit and just simmer down! 🤣🤣🤣

Agreed

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And Mora is subbed off... #RCTID

Tom, speaking of all these retirements, heard anything about Diego Chara and his status for next year? Incredible he can still be a difference maker for stretches in this league.

Same friend, same. Really hoping Phil chooses an all-heart squad... You know RSL will fight tooth and nail like always.

My son and I will be there. Vibes and expectations are low but missed the last couple of matches so we are excited to get back in the park. If that counts...

All reasonable choices. Nothing wrong with sneaking one homer choice in there! Surman has been the best player on the team and I will for sure follow him as a fan to his next destination.

Look, I get it if the locker room is ready to hit the beach. That said, if anyone does want to win this match they should bench Antony and start Fernandez and Lassiter. I'd much rather have a group out there who gives a crap than talented guys walking around.

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This is the only preview you need for Wednesday night. #RCTID

We didn't spend as much as Atlanta, and it didn't go THAT badly, but for a team that used every last resource available this is truly a disaster. Surely the gaffer is playing for his job on Wednesday, yeah?

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There's a neverending supply of beer but it's always warm... 😆

Well, let's get weird! I'll take an RSL win in the Fishing Village every time, consequences be damned.

Not gonna lie... I enjoyed the hell out of this piece. Hope to see more mailbags in the future.

Nagbe will always be a Timber. #RCTID

The nominees were stunning. I had to take a break about 2/3rds of the way through to give my English comprehension a chance to recover.