i think i will never feel bad again then i feel a little too good and then i feel bad about it
05.03.2026 05:43 β π 10 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0i think i will never feel bad again then i feel a little too good and then i feel bad about it
05.03.2026 05:43 β π 10 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs crazy how self aware you can be and still be absolutely unhinged
05.03.2026 02:58 β π 45 π 16 π¬ 3 π 1changed Siri to a male voice so I didnβt feel bad telling it to shut up all the time
04.03.2026 23:20 β π 48 π 9 π¬ 5 π 2answering everything βfor the love of fuck, whatβ until the message lands
04.03.2026 19:27 β π 68 π 21 π¬ 1 π 0
I havenβt shaved my legs in two months.
βMaybe tomorrow,β she lied.
Hot in the way that I glow from within. Fueled by feminine rage and rogue hormones.
04.03.2026 17:46 β π 84 π 29 π¬ 5 π 0
Heβs running out of time.
Please sign and share to help this innocent man who not only didnβt pull the trigger, but the man who did got life without parole, while Sonny is set to be executed for a murder he didnβt commit on March 12th. Gov Kay Ivey needs to do the right thing.
who called it a bathroom pass and not a pissport
04.03.2026 19:40 β π 141 π 40 π¬ 2 π 0I prefer peace, tbh.
02.03.2026 23:06 β π 179 π 22 π¬ 1 π 0Find yourself someone who salutes your red flags.
04.03.2026 20:03 β π 112 π 58 π¬ 2 π 0PUSSYDAMβ’ brand tampons
04.03.2026 20:59 β π 116 π 11 π¬ 13 π 0One apple per day can keep a lot of people away if you aim really well
04.03.2026 18:52 β π 291 π 70 π¬ 8 π 2I donated myself to the body farm but as it turns out, you have to be dead first
03.03.2026 21:10 β π 155 π 27 π¬ 18 π 0Oh she's pissed..florist advertisement
03.03.2026 07:03 β π 57 π 20 π¬ 2 π 0If you never ask yourself, βis there a better way to do this?β Youβll never find out if there is.
02.03.2026 22:42 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0going back in time to prevent various tragedies and being confronted with the fact that i have just as little agency to effect change as i do now
25.02.2026 19:42 β π 55 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0
reply to this with your best moan
donβt be shy
Imma laugh about this after I mispronounce warchestorshire for the next hour
02.03.2026 22:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0bust on cue
02.03.2026 22:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i intended to be spontaneous and fun, but y'know, can't always combust on cue
02.03.2026 22:43 β π 7 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0I have so many questions...like can you put it on more than just the tip? and were tomatoes not available? etc etc etc
02.03.2026 22:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0thought it would thort itthelf out
01.03.2026 22:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
i have a tholuthon
thorta
Remember when we cancelled cable to save money?
Now I pay more than cable ever charged me to subscribe to 12 streaming apps and still rent the one thing I actually want.
idk about this i think its the
stupidest thing ive ever said
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the fifa peace prize used to mean something
28.02.2026 18:19 β π 621 π 174 π¬ 6 π 3
a fly just caught
me with chopsticks
ripples effect the surface
the rock sinks deep
feed me cheese touch my butt and tell me iβm your favorite celestial seasoning
01.03.2026 03:59 β π 128 π 44 π¬ 7 π 0