@lscrapl.bsky.social
this is our world, we don't just live in it https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaabix6ueztkw
nothing gets me going faster than a hornypost from someone who is simply trying to talk themselves out of a funk
08.10.2025 19:21 — 👍 7 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0i should post screenshots of people changing their mind about people who could technically be me but probably aren't, but the alt text alone would be too burdensome even for the bit
08.10.2025 19:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0guess i'll skeet about it awhile
08.10.2025 19:17 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0The confidence of a person who eats a peach without a paper towel
08.10.2025 19:10 — 👍 17 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0WHY DOES EVERYTHING HURT AND WHEN WILL I FEEL JOY AGAIN!!!!!!!
08.10.2025 18:34 — 👍 202 🔁 34 💬 11 📌 0Did you slap a butt today? (consensually)
08.10.2025 19:05 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 3Sorry I called you a fucker but it will happen again.
08.10.2025 18:57 — 👍 10 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0emotionally somewhere between rind and pulp
08.10.2025 02:09 — 👍 24 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0shit, we need help real bad if they're all we got
08.10.2025 05:05 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I wasn’t only friends with her bc of her snoopy snow cone maker, but it didn’t hurt.
08.10.2025 04:33 — 👍 122 🔁 28 💬 1 📌 1a zombie apocalypse is just high stakes nes duck hunt
28.09.2025 14:07 — 👍 129 🔁 41 💬 3 📌 1one shitpost to rule them all and in the shartness bind them
08.10.2025 04:30 — 👍 68 🔁 26 💬 2 📌 0whenever in doubt, always hip thrust
08.10.2025 03:45 — 👍 92 🔁 41 💬 3 📌 1it’s 743 don’t forget to feel bad about yourself
08.10.2025 02:43 — 👍 40 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0fans of me are slowly starting to come around to the realization that they aren't actually
08.10.2025 04:24 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0All the beauty and wonder of a flaming dumpster.
06.10.2025 12:43 — 👍 135 🔁 62 💬 1 📌 0starting a social media platform where nobody can post on it, communicate with anyone on there, or even sign up for it
06.10.2025 04:29 — 👍 460 🔁 90 💬 34 📌 7*In the woods* I stop, raising my hand to silence my companion. I kneel down, and rub my finger through a rut in the forest floor. Wrapper fragments. The Beef ‘N Cheddars have migrated through here. “We’re on the right track” I say, adjusting my compound bow in its holster as we continue our hunt.
07.10.2025 15:53 — 👍 58 🔁 23 💬 2 📌 1[me] jokes about my boobs
[avg bsky reply] SHOW US
how dare you joke about such a touchy subject
08.10.2025 03:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0telling you all the things so i don't have to carry the weight of not
08.10.2025 03:32 — 👍 18 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0i said your hair looks nice
08.10.2025 03:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sorry i called you wife material
it'll happen again
*seeing my birdwatcher friend stare at a squirrel* What the fuck are you doing?!
03.10.2025 14:06 — 👍 197 🔁 46 💬 5 📌 0Every time I eat garlic bread I imagine how conflicted of a vampire I would be
06.10.2025 05:21 — 👍 210 🔁 54 💬 10 📌 2I’d join a polycule just to disrupt the power structure
06.10.2025 16:41 — 👍 328 🔁 61 💬 8 📌 2Don’t threaten me with a good time. I’ll cum.
08.10.2025 03:03 — 👍 97 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 1Campaigning to be the democratic socialist mayor of Margaritaville
07.10.2025 17:27 — 👍 167 🔁 31 💬 7 📌 2yes please ty
08.10.2025 02:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t talk to myself when I’m alone because I read the room.
07.10.2025 18:32 — 👍 140 🔁 34 💬 0 📌 0
