g.c. lscrapl - Bluesky Statics

Oh she's pissed..florist advertisement

03.03.2026 07:03 — 👍 23 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

If you never ask yourself, “is there a better way to do this?” You’ll never find out if there is.

02.03.2026 22:42 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

going back in time to prevent various tragedies and being confronted with the fact that i have just as little agency to effect change as i do now

25.02.2026 19:42 — 👍 56 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0

a cartoon of homer simpson laying in bed with the words mmmm donuts above him . Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson laying in bed with the words mmmm donuts above him . That's right, above him! But it's the real Homer Simpson, not a cartoon

02.03.2026 22:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

reply to this with your best moan

don’t be shy

02.03.2026 19:16 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 1

Imma laugh about this after I mispronounce warchestorshire for the next hour

02.03.2026 22:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

bust on cue

02.03.2026 22:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i intended to be spontaneous and fun, but y'know, can't always combust on cue

02.03.2026 22:43 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I have so many questions...like can you put it on more than just the tip? and were tomatoes not available? etc etc etc

02.03.2026 22:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

thought it would thort itthelf out

01.03.2026 22:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i have a tholuthon
thorta

01.03.2026 04:32 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Remember when we cancelled cable to save money?

Now I pay more than cable ever charged me to subscribe to 12 streaming apps and still rent the one thing I actually want.

01.03.2026 04:19 — 👍 300 🔁 56 💬 18 📌 4

idk about this i think its the
stupidest thing ive ever said

🗨️28K ♻️46K ♥️196K 𖤘→...

01.03.2026 04:22 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

the fifa peace prize used to mean something

28.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 450 🔁 134 💬 5 📌 2

a fly just caught
me with chopsticks

01.03.2026 03:54 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

ripples effect the surface
the rock sinks deep

01.03.2026 04:28 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

feed me cheese touch my butt and tell me i’m your favorite celestial seasoning

01.03.2026 03:59 — 👍 128 🔁 44 💬 7 📌 0

*slides single m&m under the door*

i sorry

01.03.2026 04:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"phantom

28.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don't like doing shit but I love getting ready for it.

28.02.2026 21:15 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

these are my emotional support peanut m&ms

28.02.2026 21:15 — 👍 16 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

i'm exciting, just not in ways intended

28.02.2026 15:53 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

beast boss logging in

28.02.2026 15:53 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

yw, i got em from you🥰

28.02.2026 15:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is it comfy cozy in there? (my head)

27.02.2026 05:29 — 👍 12 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

“anyway so how’s your flesh prison been tho”

27.02.2026 03:32 — 👍 148 🔁 66 💬 8 📌 0

bodies are so funny bc we rly have an entire organ that’s in there like “send this poopoo to the butthole”

27.02.2026 04:21 — 👍 147 🔁 40 💬 8 📌 0

I don't commit to anything but the bit

27.02.2026 04:18 — 👍 28 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

i really do wonder tho

27.02.2026 05:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you're only as oblivious as your least oblivious skeet

27.02.2026 05:26 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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