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i love going 2 the bathroom at work bc without fail when im just trying to like. Wash my hands someone will try the door and then start rattling it like the Killer is trying to get in. Like sorry man. Please have mercy

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

YAYYY ohh I love shrimp... what kind r u thinking about getting

had a visceral reaction to the almost but not quite pattern recognition of mb mb am

Yeah I don't like thinking about that :( in the public toilet......... That's too dedicated

workplace training telling me not to reach my bare ass hand into the toilet to manually unclog it like well thank you. I would rather die than do that. But thank you

as someone who is almost a foot shorter than him this is killing me but also he would be like... on the smaller side of the average in ishgard huh....

I'm hoping it's that and. Not actual illness

i think the store would collapse into dust if we lost anyone else atp... i am never getting three vaccines at once ever again

sitting in the back on my lunch staring at the wall. i will NOT throw up throwing up is the mind killer throwing up little death that brings total obliteration etc

picked my lip. ate extra spicy pad thai. on top of everything else happening to my body rn. this might do it

they didn't have the really weak ones i get bc I can stand the taste of em. sad

I bought cough drops without looking at them that closely and these have. Liquid menthol cores. So it felt like I had been shot when it melted enough to taste it

i think if i worked at a little corner bakery or cafe and an influencer walked in and began to blog about my place of work i would stop at nothing to kill them before they posted that video. it would be like a wild chimp possessed me

Laying down after work. Cat climbs on me and starts nuzzling into the back of my head bc the shaved part has grown in just enough that he likes to try and suck on it. Help

made spinach dip but i overestimated how much the raw garlic would saturate it so it's kind of just raw garlic yogurt. which is nice to spread on bread still but. my spanch

out of my way gay boy

does any1 have any recs for sticker shops... i do kind of want to put a bunch on my laptop and journals but. wehgh

Sigourney Weaver wearing a brown sleeveless vest looms over Winona Ryder, Alien Resurrection (1997)

This still of Sigourney Weaver and Winona Ryder from Alien Resurrection

i love himmmmm

djole wasn't supposed to be a very serious guy I had a hrothgar who was meant to be my Guy. It's just that this rabbit cursed me forever I guess

djoles first name is from the random generator.......... lapinira is bc she's a rabbit.... i named marius that bc he's french and it's the only name i could remember. from les mis

A screenshot of the bluesky mobile app on someone's profile. you cannot see their posts because the profile info will not scroll away.

bro the profile can b so long i just straight up don't get to SEE the posts lol?

it's fully updated. so. i can only assume it was rolled out to me this way

A cropped screenshot of the blue sky app where the actual content is relegated to a space a little smaller than one line of text

my mobile bsky has decided that. The profile portion doesn't scroll away when I look at someone's page. So if the profile info is too long I literally only get to see like. 🤏

a soulsilver screenshot of a trapinch in the overworld. his head is bigger than his body

big head dog

yep!

every so often I watch that honky str rail animation with the like. Predator/prey sequence in it and go what the fuck. Bc it's like exactly my thing. But I'm not playing honky star rail

i love this video soooo much. i want to know what that thing is so bad bc ive never seen a fish like it....