honestly just throw out the whole suitcase
03.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0honestly just throw out the whole suitcase
03.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0okay i did the newly single menace to society thing a few times last week i’m ready to be a grandpa again
02.03.2026 23:50 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0doing it in august yippee!
02.03.2026 23:21 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0they should give out edibles at lana del rey night at scarlet nightclub
02.03.2026 01:07 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0please! let’s get their asses
01.03.2026 19:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Usually the right choice why do men make
me forget that!
They said the aquarium prospects proved compelling, you’re free to go sir
01.03.2026 17:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ll convene with the council of women and let you know ☺️
01.03.2026 17:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0and the non binaries in my life are taking me to party through it 🙂↕️
01.03.2026 17:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the women in my life are telling me i need to be angrier at the men in my life 🙂
01.03.2026 17:04 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.
01.03.2026 14:15 — 👍 11771 🔁 3825 💬 146 📌 177spoiler candidate fr
01.03.2026 15:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i got a platinum plaque in the coochieeeee
28.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this isn't a distraction from epstein class pedophilia it's an expression of the epstein class worldview
28.02.2026 14:34 — 👍 4212 🔁 1087 💬 40 📌 32Ooh I didn’t realize you were a Chicago guy at one point! Knew I liked you
28.02.2026 16:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m in Roscoe Village right now! Was in B*ystown for like 7 years.
Logan is a bit out of the way but the vibe is just infinitely better. Lots of cute things to do, actual good bars, and nicer people imo. You gotta check it out!
loooove scofflaw!
28.02.2026 15:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0pretty bisexual men and cooler places to hang out!
28.02.2026 15:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i’m starting to romanticize living in logan square again hmmmmm
28.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 1🥰
28.02.2026 14:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
cuddle bug
28.02.2026 14:14 — 👍 107 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 2do karaoke bars know the debt they owe to jo dee messina
27.02.2026 22:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i think that can be arranged!
27.02.2026 18:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i used to think there was no such thing as a bad kisser but streets are saying that i’m just a great one
27.02.2026 17:45 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i will cherish the lesbians who recruited me to do diet pepsi at karaoke last night until the day i die
27.02.2026 17:14 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0great! we landed on some compelling solutions to increase cockholder value
27.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0went out on a thursday, woke up 5 minutes before a meeting with a man in my bed and new pokemon in my phone. i should go out more 🙂↕️
27.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0literally the return on that investment is crazy
25.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just a little preparation would take it to the next level! 😘
25.02.2026 23:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0good answer fella
25.02.2026 21:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0