Age verification? I remember when The Bad Dudes had to rescue President Ronnie!
10.03.2026 03:03 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Age verification? I remember when The Bad Dudes had to rescue President Ronnie!
10.03.2026 03:03 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
09.03.2026 23:26 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
09.03.2026 23:23 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1TIL there were 100 episodes of AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.
09.03.2026 23:19 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Hairy Creature" is Boggy Creek erasure
09.03.2026 23:18 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0many of my oomfs would act unwise with hump plumping injectables
09.03.2026 23:15 β π 95 π 32 π¬ 0 π 0This would be better if it was "Well, folks,..."
09.03.2026 23:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh hell yeah. Let's take it one step further: Bubbles gets rabies and terrorizes Neverland Ranch.
09.03.2026 23:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The CGI Bubbles is what gets me
09.03.2026 23:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This sentence made me crumble into dust
09.03.2026 23:08 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Bilbo Baggins absolutely fiending for that ring.
Ask a Disney adult to stop buying Harry Potter merch and watch them make this face
09.03.2026 19:02 β π 136 π 23 π¬ 0 π 0The weather and 3.5 ciders
09.03.2026 22:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Good thing it's Saturday. Oh wait.
09.03.2026 22:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Gen. SchrΓΆdinger's War
09.03.2026 22:44 β π 8 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Pre-gaming for my pizza with a hot dog
09.03.2026 22:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's interesting because right now AI is propping up the market as whole. If/when that bubble pops, well...farewell and adieu
09.03.2026 22:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I don't agree. They got huge tax breaks, no-bid contracts, and a ready made excuse to raise prices across the board and keep them there (even if the tariffs are eventually reduced or rescinded).
However, when Trump really fucks with the money he always somehow does a complete 180.
So we'll bomb them, depose or kill Miguel DΓaz-Canel, leave the country in ruins, and declare victory
09.03.2026 22:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0gonna photosynthesize as I sip an espresso martini even though thereβs a fricken Cheeto in the White House
09.03.2026 20:51 β π 127 π 11 π¬ 3 π 0
Can't wait for advertising on BlueSky.
Raytheon posting Alf Hog. Mr. Peanut exclaiming "They're called skeets!" It's going to be great.
Okay, you've piqued my interest
09.03.2026 21:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The scene I think of whenever Trump makes the line go down:
09.03.2026 21:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is it some kind of Dracula?
09.03.2026 21:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe I'll have the leftover pizza for dessert. Also I've somehow mysteriously gained over 20 lbs since last year. Hmm...
09.03.2026 21:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looks like it's time for Herzog to do a sequel to LESSONS OF DARKNESS
09.03.2026 21:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wonβt remember Jay as anything but the former host of The Tonight Show
09.03.2026 21:19 β π 39 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Next stop: Cuba!
09.03.2026 21:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They should have left it at three great (albeit flawed) movies and let Del Toro do THE HOBBIT.
09.03.2026 20:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I was in a Lyft and it was pretty early in the morning so I dozed off a little only to be violently awakened by the driver abruptly breaking and turning away from a median. He then explained that his Tesla was in "Full Self-Driving Mode." So yeah, these things will kill you.
09.03.2026 20:54 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0so the new objective is basically to safely open the strait of hormuz, the strait that was open before they started this war for no reason
09.03.2026 19:50 β π 1750 π 331 π¬ 23 π 14