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@goodbyejumbo.bsky.social

My mum once sent me to school in lederhosen

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Latest posts by goodbyejumbo.bsky.social on Bluesky

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You can’t even look at me can you, Agnes?

25.02.2025 11:09 — 👍 53    🔁 11    💬 6    📌 0

Autocorrect changed jacuzzi to Yakuza & now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia

19.01.2025 11:28 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Wow

10.01.2025 08:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂😂
I look different in long trousers?
Pretty good thanks pal.

10.01.2025 08:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fuck. I forgot about the chippy.

10.01.2025 07:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's a million miles away from the rainy northwest.
You'll adjust. Just don't put pressure on yourself & go with the flow.
From a chilly Devonian that is 😁

10.01.2025 07:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

These things take time. Bet doggo is loving the climate though

10.01.2025 07:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How's life in the sunshine treating you?

10.01.2025 07:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Morning old bean

10.01.2025 07:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My 2025 resolution is to wallpaper my bedroom in velcro & I intend to stick to it

31.12.2024 18:26 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I just met the guy who invented window sills.

Ledge.

31.12.2024 18:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To whoever stole my glasses.

I have contacts.

30.12.2024 20:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂

30.12.2024 20:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Most informative

30.12.2024 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Enjoy your BBQ sauces 😂

29.12.2024 10:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm willing to swap. 😁

28.12.2024 19:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Olivers sarnie

27.12.2024 20:24 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Can't think of the joke for this but the punchline is something something something live stream

27.12.2024 20:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Merry Xmas Em x

27.12.2024 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hahaha I could actually make use of them

25.12.2024 16:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Amazing turnout at the local Christmas swim.

25.12.2024 15:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Anyone get a worse present than assorted BBQ sauces?
Thought not..

25.12.2024 13:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Degrinched.
First Christmas day off in eons.
Enjoy the festivities.

Sprouts are the food of Satan.

Merry Christmas 🎄

24.12.2024 22:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have an epic Christmas and an even more epic 2025 pal.
Keep up the good work

24.12.2024 16:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

✊️💛

24.12.2024 14:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I got a 2kg pork pie from my secret santa.

22.12.2024 09:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Christmas should be every 4 years like the Olympics

19.12.2024 23:17 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂😂

17.12.2024 20:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Genius! Chocolate sprouts 😂

17.12.2024 19:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's no way to conduct themselves

17.12.2024 18:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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