sophie's flawless duplicate

screenshot from redline of sweet jp saying "you don't know a damn thing about racing"

me normally: i hate cars. i hate driving. i wish society wasn't built around these speeding metal coffins.

me passing someone on I-90:

thinking about bowser's fury again. it's very unlike any other mario game...it has elements of 3d world, elements of odyssey, but a lot of it is like. completely unprecedented at least within the mario series. i really hope nintendo revisits it for a more fleshed out game

fair enough but also i'm not sure how the guy thinks cars are designed

honestly i could rock a stick shift mk5 supra though. if i ever get the money for one

i should get a better icon for this site than the fucking black knight 2000 knight but i'm on laptop right now and all my Good Pictures are on the desktop that i can't unpack until a desk to put it on arrives at the apartment. this place is dire right now y'all

i refuse on principle to fall for engagement bait. was the complaint about the mk5 supra "cringe fail fake supra bmw toyota bad" or was it like. meaningful

hour 11 no wife. my moral code is eroding like dust in the wind

who gives a fuck. why did you release a 2018 video in 2024

beautiful wife just flew back to MD for two weeks to do moving logistics stuff which means that i'm gonna be living out of an apartment whose only furniture is three chairs and an air mattress for the next two weeks completely alone while starting a new job so. expect my posts to get a LOT better

does this guy ever stop sucking off the dutch or is it more of a continuous assembly line process

i genuinely regret not buying washington football team merch when they were called that, just because it's such a fucking idiotic name for a sports team. now they're the commanders and that's just like. whatever. but the washington football team was funny as fuck as a name

for some reason this grocery store had separate trail mixes for men and for women. very mysterious

my suspension of disbelief can stretch pretty far but i don't believe there's that many blond people in lord of the rings. that's just unrealistic

IS THIS THE GUY YOU WANT TO FUCKING HIRE??? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

damn that's crazy. it's almost as though we shouldn't be raising beef like there's no tomorrow

i got my first author medal car skin in trackmania last night :3 it's very pretty and has green brake lights instead of red

every friend group has that guy who's always shrinking down to molecular size to have valence electron adventures

google maps looks awesome on linux

what did five guys mean by this

why the fuck aren't there any five guys in baltimore. why do you have to go literal miles to get five guys. what the hell is wrong with this city

satanized rocks but unfortunately lachryma is merely ok.

the apple (1980) gets called the worst movie ever a lot, which is odd to me, because it's a good fucking movie. it's clumsy and sometimes makes technical blunders that are difficult to understand, but in terms of movies that suck, it really does not suck very much at all

powerwolf...

oh right i have a bluesky account. i can just post excerpts of my fic if i want

after chuck kieth and kai shiden, i can only imagine that the reason sunrise doesn't keep putting guncannon derivatives in their shows is because they're afraid of the absolutely choice types of guy they might unlock

and most pressing of all: do you think gold mario and pink gold peach fucked?

what process created this false image? was mario scanned and recreated by some subtle arithmetic? was he translated? is gold mario an attempt to understand mario, or an effort to subvert or replace him? it's not clear where gold mario is a machine, or an image, or simply another, alien mario

i think the strangest character by far in mario kart 8 deluxe has to be gold mario, because he is so obviously a copy, a double, a doppelganger that can't, or won't, match the original. his voice and mannerisms are all fucked up. he's obviously fake

can't stop laughing at these comments on a crusty old car video i just watched