doomsmoker (just memes)

Me: hey windows can you delete this file please Windows: you got it, j-... omg there's actually a program using it right now Me: omg who Windows: omg I can't say

FINAL WARNING URGENT: STOP KNOWING HOW TO READ. THERE IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION, TOO MUCH NOISE FLOODING THE WORLD AROUND US, TOO MANY PEOPLE TRYING TO INFLUENCE YOUR THOUGHTS IN WAYS TOO SUBTLE FOR YOU TO NOTICE. THE PATHWAYS OF INFORMATION ARE BEING POLLUTED WITH AN ENDLESS DELUGE OF JUNK DATA KEEPING MIND POTENTIAL LOCKED. POWERFUL MIND WIZARDS ATTACKING AT ALL TIMES INFORMATION DEGRADES OVER TIME-STORING UNNECCESARY INFORMATION CUTS OFF PATHWAYS OF THOUGHT! TOO MANY LISTS, TOO MANY STORIES MADE UP BY A COMPUTER. TOO MANY ADS. BECOME IMMUNE TO ALL PROPAGANDA AND INFLUENCE, BECOME IMMUNE TO PSYCHIC WARLORD CONTROL. DO NOT KNOW HOW TO READ.

devil: my child will buy *labubu plushie* // jesus: *touhou project fumo plushies*

Daron // AGE: 23 FROM: Los Angeles, California WHO WAS THE BEST BAND?: "System Of A Down!" BIGGEST SURPRISE?: "System Of A Down. I just thought those guys were the best." VERDICT: "If you guys missed System Of A Down, you missed everything. They blew me away."

*spider-man stopping bus* // my habit of using dude/man/bro in almost every sentence // transfem friend

How guys who like sucking toes look at you when you mention tomatoes on their burger

you deserve better than to have a gut wrenching feeling like you've done something horribly wrong all the time.

*politico article* RFK Jr. announces that a blunt and a big fat goth bitch is the cure to autism. Woke scientists are fucking trembling.

*ethan winters re7* wife guy // *james sunderland sh2* wife guy evil edition

when maynard sees you with your phone out

THE ONLY BOOTS WORTH LICKING ARE WORN BY GOTHGIRLS

Weed from 10 years ago would have u cracking up watching superbad and now u just start talking like banjo kazooie NPC and hearing screams in the distance

ouroboros can have a little ouroboros (as a treat)

THE LOCATION OF EVERY STAR ON A NATIONAL FLAG // Density map of stars on national flags // Me vision when I get bump on me noggin

me chilling knowing my boyfriend is having a lake trip w his boys *text message* We are throwing a toilet off a cliff

we are the sons of the hamburger you couldn't help

Greg 👍🏼 Greg 👍🏼 Greg 👍🏼 Greg 👍🏼

ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown

In the surveillance state we're all cam girls

My ex told me she really liked carbonara, so I learned how to make it. Two months later, she told me she realized she was a lesbian. It's been four years, and I still think about it: was it too much salt?

i hate when i say some shit and someone ask me if i'm high like no bitch this the real deal me but yes i am

*whatsapp chat* You and me with our dog and a beautiful house who is in that cell Netanyahu

BBC NEWS Scientists reveal the secret

*r/interestingasfuck subreddit* I work at a credit card company. Someone replied to our offer by taping the "no postage necessary" flyer to a box full of their trash and a small boulder.

YOU KNOW WE CAN NEVER BE TOGETHER, ANON, YOU KNOW MY FAMILY WON'T ACCEPT US. YOU KNOW I'M ITALIAN. AND YOU HATE GARLIC. WHAT KINDA COGLIONE DOESN'T LIKE GARLIC? WHAT'SA MATTA WIT YOU?! IT'LL NEVER WORK!

Me when I don't talk Wait...am I boring? Me when I talk Wait...am I annoying?

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