Monad

Ayyyyy! Looking good. 😍 I just finally started finishing a cardigan I knit the pieces for in 2022.

Brendan Carr (FCC Chairman) spent the entire Biden admin claiming Biden would force TV stations to cancel interviews critical of him—and we’d have fascism

Last night Brendan Carr forced CBS to cancel Colbert's interview of James Talarico

Yes—fascism is here

Every MAGA Accusation Is A Confession

Here's the amazing thing folks.

Mamdani, while an EXTRAORDINARY human, is not a unique human.

This could be our mayor. This could be our representative. This could be our senator or our governor.

This could be our President.

This is the government we deserve.

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

As the regime proposes two rules intended to make it extremely difficult (if not impossible) for trans youth to receive the healthcare they need, here’s how you can help fight back: Submit a public comment that will be very important for future lawsuits. 👇

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

Fuck ICE, and fuck anyone who won't say Fuck ICE.

Because I'm an abolitionist, people often ask me what I plan to do with Nazis. My response is simple: not let them run the country the way the carceral state does. Because for all our talk about needing prisons to put Nazis in, the Nazis rarely end up in them and usually end up running them.

Tomorrow, the Democratic Party of Evanston members will vote to endorse candidates.

Unfortunately, the DPOE misrepresented us on the ballot, didn’t tell us, and still has not issued a formal correction.

So we’re doing it ourselves:

Whatever is in the Epstein Files is so explosive that the leaders of the Department of Justice are openly breaking the law every day to keep us from seeing it. (Just a reminder amongst all the other stuff flying around.)

It is a real trip going thru puberty again in my forties while raising teens who are also going thru puberty. My poor spouse. 😅

It's just like you say, though. We have to be adults but my brain only got the tools to process my feelings properly a few years ago! Every month brings new revelations.

It’s the best. 🥰

It’s crazy how it’s suddenly “wow we live in a police state” when it happens to white people

I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.

And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”

Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.

You know what? I think one of the best decisions of my life was to only have sex with people who are absolutely obsessed with how hot and beautiful I am. And I think one of the best things that came out of therapy was the knowledge that I deserve that.

It's not a training issue.
It's not a recruitment issue.
It's not a screening issue.

It's a gestapo issue.

ICE must be abolished.

Since, ICE are clearly proud of being (accurately) called Nazis, I'm going to propose a change in rhetoric: ICE are Redcoats.

Let me explain 🧵

16 years & Republicans don't have a healthcare plan
17 years & Congress hasn't raised the minimum wage
54 years & US Govt hasn't ratified ERA

7 Days & Zohran Mamdani got universal childcare for America's largest city

ONE WEEK

Incrementalism is a lie. Progress doesn't take time—It takes leadership

Reminder that “Say her name” was developed specifically to call attention to murders of Black women

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Also in correlation to people pounding their spears on their shields with

IF YOU STAY IN THE UNITED STATES THEN YOU ARE A BADDIE

Where should I go. Who would have me. I can't even move to Canada you fucks, I have disabilities and serious health conditions and am not rich.

Also, I want to fix it.

Plastic surgery is gender affirming care.

Hair growth hormones? Gender affirming care.

Electrolysis or laser hair removal? Dick pills!

Gender affirming care.

Birth control? Gender affirming care. Estrogen for perimenopause or menopause? Guess what that is!

I say his gently, but…

There’s something unspeakably shameful The United States letting people go hungry.

Not because its government doesn’t fix it —

but because tomorrow a few private Americans could, and never notice the cost.

That’s the part that sits wrong.

FUCKIN FACTS 💯

The people who support $12B in corporate welfare to farms and forgave $80B in auto bailouts and forgave $700B in bank bailouts and forgave $755B in PPP loans want you to know that forgiving medical debt and student debt is socialism😐

Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.

New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.

Confirmation bias is my favorite bias.

Amazon, please stop asking me if books I bought month ago met my expectations. I still have unread books I bought in 2012. Be real.

Seen on Reddit:

"42 is just old people 6 7"

And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.