Brae Kennedy

I care less about the McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test of a new burger and more about him making over $18M a year for absolutely nothing whilst many hard working McDonald’s employees rely heavily on food stamps.

me too man

A selfie of Myrtle in a pink sweater and green Totoro pajama pants. Their blonde to orange hair is in pigtails and they're wearing multiple necklaces including an evil eye.

They shut off our water, we need help.

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#helpfolkslive #helpfolkslive2026

Absolutely!! I have a soft, and in the medium size and (i assume) up it seems to be thick enough to hold its own when riding. I've only used her vaginally thus far but I'm sure it'll be similar anally- lots of meaty squishiness but still large/dense enough not to bend on itself!

My hours at work have been significantly cut and while I search for another job I need help with part of my rent and bills. I’m seeking assistance with 900 for my February rent and phone bill. I appreciate anything towards this, thank you so much everyone! ❤️‍🔥😘

CA AND PP: $/transboyy

Told him I don't drink chilled drinks cus fuck ICE

Using a randomized type of hand-heart to throw off people's perception of my age

I do all three versions of it. You never know what the vibe calls for.

I have seven days to raise $950 in aid or I lose my home.

My health issues are the worst they've ever been & I'm so hungry it's sent into some sort of psychotic state.

I can't even offer anything in return because the last few times I tried, I couldn't deliver & long-time supporters got mad at me.

Someone just bought a YEAR's video bundle on Manyvids! A whole year of Brae Booty, a very good early Christmas gift for yourself!

They were running a deal where if you collect all 10 available stickers (each ball came with two teenies and a little sticker) you would win a free custom.... yeah @lycantasy.bsky.social if y'all do that again next year say goodbye to ALL your capsules!

you'll never guess who went back for one final claw machine
(+2 Lycas, +1 Mothman teenie, +1 Dragonborn teenie) :3

arf!

how did my timeline know I was JUST dropped into puppybrain mode tonight-

It was the very last pour available! They're a sex neutral ace and this was technically their first and only toy purchase, that's simply how good it is!

of course i can never have fucking peace, im gonna have to drop $2k on my damn wisdom teeth at a private dentist who actually masks with N95s so i dont get covid and fucking die. if anyone has a spare $2000 that would be great b/c this is gonna take ALL my moving savings and multiple paychecks. 💸💕

Brae displaying a purple and pink dildo with handpainted moon, stars, and comets

The panel Arcadad hosted was super interesting, and I'm so glad to see them growing!
Funny that you commented, my friend actually got a model from CFT as well that was advertised as a collab with you!

The Lycantasy squishies are the Jersey Devil (played like four times bc the claw REFUSED to pick up the one with him in it- that's the model I want when I find a pour that speaks to me but so far no dice- I am pretty picky though), their Xeno interface hybrid toy, and Lyca and Slipfin the squishies!

as well as teenies of Kose, Peach Pit (mini pen), Boroboro, Vara (grinder), and a wolf squishy whose name I can't seem to find!) and a small Richard from @streamstoys.bsky.social
(Stream's toys also makes a really good silicone-safe anal lube for sensitive booties that I've previously got and love)

Brae showcasing a small horde of colorful dildos and minis from (from left to right and bottom to top) Lycantasy, Bad Dragon, Xenocat Artifacts, Creature Feature Toys, and Stream's Toys

Behold, my stuff.
Left to right and bottom up we have some claw machine squishies @lycantasy.bsky.social (I always have to play it whenever they bring it!), Small Sydney @bad-dragon.com in bundle color Misfit, Large Barghest @xenocatartifacts.bsky.social, Large Cyrus @creaturefeature.bsky.social

Went back for some CFT teenies I couldn't resist, but I managed to not buy another toy

MFF dildo haul completed, I bought four and am now cut off!
One BD (groan, they got me), one Xenocat Artifact, one Creature Feature, and one from a newer brand (I think they're about 2 years old now?) called Stream's Toys!
Stream Arcadad hosted a toymaking panel that was also super fun!

Oh nooo it'd fit so well with your lineup so welllll!

Gimme the name >:(

Brae sitting in a bowl dolly/cart in the dish pit

Brae curled up next to an overflow pile of cocoa powder after a small miscalculation at mixing

Brae serving cookies to Santa (this is not AI this is serious I got to server THEE Santa)

some more pics I can now post without doxxing myself

Brae standing in a three compartment dish sink with one foot in each end's sink. He is biting his lip and squinting like a tough guy and flipping a double bird. His hoodie reveals that for the past 32 months he's been working at Crumbl

old civ job reveal now that I'm no longer there and never will be again lmao

I already have two secondhand BDs, so we'll just have a situationship lol!