VAPORHEEL

ooohhh look who finally showed up to bluesky (pointing and sneering at you)

they can clean them but they can never unshit them

can ya’ll stop retroactively adding stupid animated album covers to old albums

so the fediverse is enabled on my threads account, but I’m also posting on bluesky, so am I currently spamming the fediverse? let me know, nerds

heard they’re gonna let the robots do all the work and just let us chill 💯🙌🏽 🎉

welcome to philadelphia! please leave philadelphia

can’t believe threads enabled the fentaverse seems irresponsible

ok I know last night was a really good night bc it never occurred to me once to take a picture or video

ok the ending of the new alien movie was so fucked up I don’t wanna see anything more out of this franchise for at least 5 years 😭

landscaping is evil get away from me with that shit just leave the leaves where they are stop cutting the grass go home go home go home

why the fuck did they just intro trump to the NABJ conference with gorillaz 😂

we didn’t joelieve hard enough

kinda depressed to learn that my iPad will not be getting iPad OS 18. i’m due for that upgrade anyway (can’t do shit with a lightning port lol), but I can honestly say my 10.5in Pro from 2017 has been an absolute workhorse and my daily-driver since then.

why do iPhones still not auto-lock when you drop them in your pocket? why would I want my phone on in my pocket??

it’s sunday

i feel like no one really uses the #hashtags on any of these apps anymore. they kind of feel like a vestigial feature of old social media. maybe i’m just incredibly out of the loop idk

happy 420 ya’ll 🌳

they fucking hate it when I doodle on company time but I know my worker’s rights

the dispensary in my area is right across the street from the 420 address how did they miss this incredible opportunity

desperately trying to doge ads for all these amazing 420 sales. I do not need any more glass pieces. I do not need more glass. I do not need more glass.

I hate how I feel sick every time I try to eat a real breakfast in the morning

anyone else in the philly burbs just feel that mini quake?

yes I look at the AQI. everyday in fact. no, I don’t do anything differently when it’s bad cuz what am I gonna do, not breath?

there is a budtender-only laser tag event in my area and of course i am working tonight 🙃 i am never going to make friends

literally 1984 (they will not stop me)

we got this bud in the dispensary that literally smells like a fresh jar of smuckers jelly and it’s so fucking gooood

ayo it’s thursday ✌🏽

ayyoo it is tuesday I’m working with my faves and it feels amazing outside right now. enjoy the day, gang.

damn they took my fucking invite codes I feel robbed

there’s never been a president I didn’t want to slap. fuck ya’ll, but I’ll take the day off ✌🏽