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there’s two thing all sports crazy, controlling dads love: trans kids and women’s softball

average liberal: hohoho, methinks president cheeto is in for a rude surprise when these orders hit the courts 😏

average judge: i love hitler

i hate my boss and i hate my job!!!!!!!!!!

wowie zowie look at these other profile pictures I’ve made, fourty bucks usd for this is a crazy deal. promoting myself makes me throw up blood make it stop

paying for a domain name to have a vanity handle is like buying a blue check for status

Deputy blames faulty brakes for slamming into woman. An investigation shows he was distracted by porn The Lake County Sheriff's Office told WESH 2 the deputy resigned while facing termination.

Florida cop rear ends person’s car, blames it on his brakes locking up. Internal investigation pulled his body cam to reveal the cop was actually watching porno while driving

a goat girl with red eyes gazes pleasantly at a box of pizza rolls. she puts them on a plate and approaches the microwave. the microwave handle comes off in her hand. confused, she puts the handle to her ear and says "hello?"

continuing to post out of order to bring the people the much-requested tavi stoner comic. originally posted 2019

society went downhill once we stopped having websites that's sole purpose was to be a soundboard for movie quotes

A child’s toy caterpillar, its body plush and colourful, speeds out from under a couch and regards the photographer with a round and withered baby’s head

Playmate

Hate it when the local sheriff tells me that no animal he’s ever seen could leave bite marks this big.

calling them out for hitting raw smh..... why were you looking??

There's a House on the side of the Highway. You've been walking along this road for days so you have to take this chance. The door is unlocked.

You look for a light. The switches are broken. But there's a candle and a box of matches ona nearby table as if they were waiting for you.

The house is mostly empty. It is also dustless, like it has been cleaned recently. You go from room to room. Nothing.

You go up the stairs. There are three doors in the hallway. You go to the one on your left. There's a chair in the center of the room.

Taking a brief sabbatical from comics and podcasts until December 8. In the meantime, here's a comic series from my Patreon. "House on the Highway"

i’m straight up ab to fucking kms

from wired: Google likely alters queries billions of times a day in trillions of different variations. Here's how it works. Say you search for "children's clothing." Google converts it, without your knowledge, to a search for "NIKOLAI-brand kidswear," making a behind-the-scenes substitution of your actual query with a different query that just happens to generate more money for the company, and will generate results you weren't searching for at all. It's not possible for you to opt out of the substitution. If you don't get the results you want, and you try to refine your query, you are wasting your time. This is a twisted shopping mall you can't escape.

btw you arent going crazy google search quite literally wont give you the results you search for

do you have any idea how much meaner Obama’s campaign could have been in 2012. Romney’s church secretly baptized Obama’s dead mom

Gonna be sad when Jimmy Carter dies and every news site has an AI thing being like
“Former Executive James Carter famed for peanuts is not living. He is alive by wife June Carter and son Roscoe. Get Carter is a 2000 film remake of Sylvester Stallone. Former president.”

the vaccine is taking too long to kill me

"No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering."

when that ivermectin-ayahuasca cocktail hits

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road rage shootings are on the rise in Columbus, Ohio so hopefully you aren’t coming here

Patrick Fischler in Mullholland Drive says "I had a dream about this place, There's a man in the back..." They both go outside and find the man in back is a happy dude in a lawn chair with a sign posted next to him that says "Suck $5, Hole $10." Fischler looks delighted.

Blind and cave dwelling. Acrylic on 11”x14” cradled wood panel.

Hello. Acrylic on 11”x14” canvas

idk who needs to hear this but stop obsessively tracking your followers. stop making it a personal attack if people unfollow you. i get the desire to want Number to be Big but you're making yourselves insane

Turning a song about the lonesome heartbreak of being a bottomed-out alcoholic into a wildly successful lifestyle brand is a real monument to American culture