Stella

Just feel those fingers fingering one more finger now two

come on it's lovely weather to do hand stuff together with you

Outside the door there's groaning and friends are moaning "OOH OOH"

come on it's lovely weather to do hand stuff together with you

#clitsmascarols

Singing some pop hits while making holiday drinks.
H-O-T-C-O-C-O, you can make me hot cocoa!

Normally she restricts herself to a narrow spectrum of emotions (irritable, irritated, irritating).

—Kate Atkinson, Human Croquet

Well they are secret destroyers

They’re calling it Soft Secession

This! I’m tired of being taxed by a country that no longer represents me

It’s time to secede, no taxation without representation

Screenshot of Bluesky thread. Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social Our oven has suddenly decided it's not going to get hotter than 315 degrees. Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com Can you fit a space heater inside? U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov What in the name of BEN FRANKLIN is going on here. Nov 28, 2025, 10:37 AM

OK, who narced?

That’s not even ai, it’s shitty photoshop

🔥POWERFUL AD ABOUT ICE AGENTS: “What will you say when your kids ask you about your day? A mask can’t hide you from your neighbors, your family, God… you can walk away, but the shame will follow you home.”

Today is the day #HappyThanksgiving #WKRP #LesNessman

They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!

Happy turkey day

Even when I was poor I never ate Campbells. Real ones buy generic

General description of WA State Mutual Combat Laws.

YOU: Are you threatening me? that’s against the law.

ME: Mutual Combat is legal in WA State. It’s not my fault you live in a state run by mouthy cowards who don’t have the balls to back up their bullshit.

are you cooking your turkey missionary or face down ass up style this year

I’ve never paid for sex.
*looks at kids’ tuition bills*
Well, not on the front end.

You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Cute but deadly

Happening now! Wednesday Produce Share at People's Exchange in Bremerton! Come take some food!

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away (you gave it away)
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone spe

A happy little slice of bread with a chef’s hat holding a sausage with some lettuce against a dark gray background.

Made a little bread chef. 🍞 🧶

He’s got little bread hands. 🙌🏾

You can tell the holidays are near. People are so damn sensitive right now. Smoke a bowl, calm tf down

Bro do not walk into this post, you’ll get hammered for trying to help. I explained it and they didn’t want to hear it. Save your breath

Again I just explained it, I didn’t say I liked it

Cybertruck stuck nearly vertically on a utility pole's support wire

nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck

Again I just explained it, I didn’t say I liked it

Again I just explained it, I didn’t say I liked it

I just explained it, I didn’t say I liked it

I just explained it, I didn’t say I liked it

Pop my hip back in and chill?