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@flashytaser.bsky.social

I am ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผa real human ๐Ÿ“ ๐ŸšซNot a bot and not Keanu Reeves๐Ÿคฃ Just say no to the illuminati scams. Donโ€™t be a cursed pizza with a threatening aura. https://www.instagram.com/s0larck?igsh=MWI2OW55amVxbWtwaw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr

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Turkeys roaming on farm land.

Turkeys roaming on farm land.

๐Ÿฆƒ

17.10.2025 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Monster said I shouldnโ€™t have deleted my account.

He was right.

Letโ€™s cook.

15.10.2025 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Blue sky with lots of fluffy white clouds with some flat gray spots

Blue sky with lots of fluffy white clouds with some flat gray spots

Blue sky with lots of fluffy white clouds with some flat gray spots

Blue sky with lots of fluffy white clouds with some flat gray spots

Blue sky with lots of fluffy white clouds with some flat gray spots

Blue sky with lots of fluffy white clouds with some flat gray spots

Blue sky with lots of fluffy white clouds with some flat gray spots

Blue sky with lots of fluffy white clouds with some flat gray spots

my unfiltered blue sky

15.10.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 329    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

bots are trying to cat fish me with hot men holding puppies. please send help!

15.10.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 102    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Live action ratatouille took a darker turn then I expected...

16.10.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're all just a bunch of organs built around the food tunnel

04.10.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 129    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not many people realize they called it the PS5 because pspspspsps didn't fit on the box

15.10.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 211    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A dog in need of cheese.

A dog in need of cheese.

Cheese beggar alert

16.10.2025 07:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 157    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ever turn on the news and think wtf am I supposed to do with this propaganda? Is there a landfill nearby or do you throw it directly into a fire pit?

16.10.2025 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A green field and farm land on a clear day with colorful clouds in the distance.

A green field and farm land on a clear day with colorful clouds in the distance.

Everyone on Bluesky,

Please meet cotton candy sky.

That is all.

16.10.2025 07:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Morning.

16.10.2025 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I was shutdown before it was cool to be shutdown

02.10.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 208    ๐Ÿ” 74    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A red brick among paler facebricks on a building, with "Just another" scratched into it.

A red brick among paler facebricks on a building, with "Just another" scratched into it.

Leave them kids alone!

10.10.2025 05:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 250    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Face down
Ass up
That's the way I like to release wind

15.10.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Call me old-fashioned, but I donโ€™t think being against fascism should be a crime

13.10.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 358    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉท The lost photos thing happened here this week when the computer all of a sudden became corrupted. It reminded me of that time you had to gather pics again. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€

16.10.2025 06:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cocaine so white it gentrifies a whole country

10.10.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you can tell a lot about a woman by the way she cuts a brake line

15.10.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 376    ๐Ÿ” 111    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Stopping by to say hi and hope youโ€™re all doing well. ๐Ÿฉท

10.10.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss your home renovations and homemade greeting cards.

01.10.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why is it called a chest freezer when it will fit limbs and heads, too?

15.08.2025 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm looking for any potential singles who are up for marrying me (must have a pulse so I don't get imprisoned) so Pam can wear her elite headgear

26.09.2025 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Grandad: I'm appalled that people film awful situations instead of helping

Me:*takes deep breath*
It's time for me to explain choke fucking

26.11.2024 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not used to seeing your account without a suspension time out warning.

01.10.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is more hilarious because youโ€™re most likely in that bathroom with a shark floor! ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ’ฏ

01.10.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just count her collection of goats and itโ€™ll all be ok. ๐Ÿ˜น๐ŸŽ‰

01.10.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooooooooh a rapture

29.09.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Acceptable Thing To Do With CPR Dummy: learn how to save a life

Unacceptable Thing To Do With CPR Dummy: learn how to create a life

30.09.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 318    ๐Ÿ” 89    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Wut?

30.09.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A small mountain in a cloudy day there are several lines going down that are small glaciers

A small mountain in a cloudy day there are several lines going down that are small glaciers

The the cliff face of a mountain in the foreground is water

The the cliff face of a mountain in the foreground is water

The bay that we were in surrounded by mountains and fog and

The bay that we were in surrounded by mountains and fog and

We are in Refuge Harbour, Baffin Island, Nunavut.

This will be the furthest north Iโ€™ve travelled. Around 71ยฐN

30.09.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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