Abbynormal

GOD I HATE REAL SPORTS

Name a man I could 100% trust that if I talk to him about SA and believing victims, they would not ever bring up "but what if" or "false accusations" ever once ever. I'd like it if it were possible. Big ask, I know

Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor

YouTube video by Tom Lehrer - Topic Who’s Next (Remastered 2023)

Tom Lehrer, we dearly need more of your genius.

Photo of Tom Lehrer

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

New details about police activity after lawmaker shootings raise questions about response The Minnesota Star Tribune found that Brooklyn Park police waited more than 60 minutes to enter the Hortman home and that several law enforcement agencies were unaware of the situation for hours.

Brooklyn Park police waited more than 60 minutes to enter the Hortman home after seeing the assassin shoot Mark Hortman in a doorway.

Chuck Mangione, whose jazz horn warmed up the pop charts, has died With his beard, long hair and brown felt fedora, the jazz flugelhorn player and composer cut an unforgettable figure in American culture.

With his beard, long hair and brown felt fedora, the jazz flugelhorn player and composer cut an unforgettable figure in American culture.

Trump's executive order makes it easier for cities and states to sweep homeless folks into mental health or other facilities, but YOU GOT RID OF MEDICAID, SO WHO IS COVERING THE COST, TRUMP???????

I walked down the block today without my immobilizer boot or carbon fiber shoe insert for the first time since April 2nd, just to see if I could. It kinda hurt a bit, but not much more than normal. It was good.

For those who may not know, after you break your foot, you have to transition from your boot to your shoes by inserting a rigid carbon fiber insert into your shoe, which will make it tight as hell, and you will still be very weak and walk very strangely.

an exasperated bald eagle, surrounded by red, white and blue stripes, some stars, and the words, "oh my god, what the fuck".

i think if you post like "oh FUCK" or "well shit. this is it" when you're just watching wrestling or baseball or whatever you should say you're just watching tv. 50000 bad things are happening at once and you're flipping out because someone did the diamond cutter

law enforcement officials say they made a proactive check at Rep. Hortman's home after a lawmaker who lived nearby was shot and found a "police vehicle in the driveway with emergency lights and what appeared to be a police officer at the door coming out of the house." He was actually the gunman.

A few days after Kristi Noem said that she wanted to liberate municipalities from dems who were elected to office...

A Minnesota mayor says two state lawmakers were shot in their homes early Saturday A Minnesota mayor says two state lawmakers were shot in their homes early Saturday.Mayor Ryan Sabas of Champlin said state senator John Hoffman and state representative Melissa Hortman were shot, and that Hoffman’s wife was also shot.

DEVELOPING: Minnesota lawmaker and husband were killed, another injured in what Gov. Walz called a “politically motivated assassination.” The suspect remains at large.

Deep gasp of horror. In my house. Alone. I am crying.

Im so tired 😫

assassinations, handcuffing a senator at press conference, marines detaining a civilian, and a military parade for the president’s birthday. rough week for democracy.

Hello, lovelies, I hope that if y'all go to the protests this weekend, you stay safe, and if you're arrested, remember: shut the fuck up. Do not talk in the cop car, the cell, or on the phone at the station. Write a friend's number on your arm, and DO NOT TALK TO THE COPS.

Not this time

Surgery done today. Foot hurts like crazy. Pain pills aren't that strong, but they sure do knock me out

The most important question is how are you gonna convince the frontline of 100 men to fight the gorilla

Stackable seagulls! This is going to REVOLUTIONIZE my seagull storage methods!

Broke my foot last week, then I fell in the bathroom today, and I'm covered in bruises. Then tonight in D&D I kept rolling below a freaking 10 for nearly every roll. What entity did I tick off that I have such bad luck lately? 😭😭😭

'Keep you head' if you're spooked by tariffs: Warren Buffett suggests reading a 19th century poem when stocks fall Image is a picture of Warren Buffett sort of laughing or something

WHY, WARREN, DID YOU WRITE IT?

r/StockMarket u/RoyalChris • 5h Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins next to a ticker showing the Dow down 1,200 points: "We are really, really excited, and very grateful for President Trump's leadership."

i want to bring george orwell back to life just so i can show this to him

I'm crying cuz my duets campaign of 5 years is coming to a close. I love all these characters. I am also pretty sure I broke my foot. Not from D&D. Just from being a klutz.

Fuck AI "art"