Jordan Behan

Taking on one of the world's toughest gran fondos, the Maratona dles Dolomites - Canadian Cycling Magazine Was I in over my head? This was the infamous Maratona dles Dolomites, with its punishing 4,230 m of climbing over 138 km.

Before I started racing (and coaching), I did the Maratona, and wrote about it for @canadiancycling.bsky.social cyclingmagazine.ca/sections/new...

And now back to your regularly scheduled cycling content. Speaking of which, how about that Derek Gee, huh? 🇨🇦

Founder-Led Sales Mastermind — Narrate Creative

If that sounds like you or someone you know, put me in touch! I have a program that makes it affordable and easy. I only do what works, and I eat my own dog food.

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We interrupt your cycling content to remind you of how I earn my living:

Helping busy founders grow their companies through founder-led sales, with thought leadership content and LinkedIn outbound campaigns.

#founderledsales

Have a friend that needs a group riding lesson? Or are you that friend?

Wednesday nights at 6:02 at the Laughing Statues in Vancouver.

Open to all licensed racers.

🌸🌸🌸 season is here! #sakura #cycling

Ever wanted to be a muppet? This is what AI thinks I would look like.

Kinda just looks like "late 40s Scooter," which, come to think of it, tracks.

#newbikeday vibes

Tadej is gonna race Roubaix.

I realize that half my followers are stoked to read this, and the other half haven’t the faintest idea what I’m talking about.

Here's an opinion about politics that I think needs to be shared:

If your goal is to convince people to share your beliefs, perhaps you should refrain from insulting their intelligence.

"If you believe (X), you're an idiot" is not gonna change anyone's mind (or their vote).

Cyclist wearing new cycling kit in bright pink and yellow, with a desert backdrop

New cycling kit day is the best day.

It’s even better when the weather is perfect 🌵☀️

#cycling #roadcycling

Two dudes show off their cycling tattoos on their calves

Two new friends after comparing tattoos

“Hey can I see your cycling tattoo?

Met a new friend at a truck stop in Palm Desert when he asked for a closer look at my sprinter guy 👨🏻

Belated news from last week to share... I'm now a certified cycling coach. I was already an "assistant," and now I'm the real deal.

If you want to talk cycling, let's connect.

*checks calendar* Oh! Would you look at that?

It's time for my annual reminder that my first name is Patrick, I don't drink alcohol, and the correct spelling is Paddy, not Patty. Sláinte.

Damn, that's a bargain. I rode past the Saputo plant the other day in Port Coquitlam, and it's massive.

Shit sorry, just catching up on my feed. Anyway my comment was directed to the Meta PR and legal teams, who obviously weren't wear of it ;)

See: "The Streisand Effect"

YouTube video by The Daily Show Mark Carney - Canada Not Interested in Trump’s Offer & Liberal Leadership Prospects | The Daily Show

Want to get to know our new Prime Minister @mark-carney.bsky.social better? This now two-month-old interview with John Stewart of @thedailyshow.com is an excellent primer.

"It's not you, it's us." 🇨🇦

youtu.be/zs8St-fF0kE?...

Along with this trade war, let's declare war on the imperial system once and for all.

Metric has been the superior system since its inception.

Canadians, please learn your weights and measures in metric (as they appear on your driver's license).

I used to eat Noodlebox at that cart, served by Jody and Nick when I worked in TV in Victoria.

Two years ago I was at one in Squamish and told the owner I loved his Chairman Ting (mural). He had no idea what I meant. “That’s from corporate.” Still great noodles though.

How many defunct social media platforms can you name in 30 seconds?

Rebecca Bollwitt was a guest on my podcast, and we've been working in social media since before we had a name for it 👴

I thought it would be fun to see how many platforms had died on the "Vine" since then.
#fucktwitter

2000 pushups in 18 days. Done!

Donate to the Canadian Mental Health Association:

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I already posted on LinkedIn today so I won't share this on there until tomorrow, but THIS JUST IN:

The verification process got a whole lot easier. I used to get rejected because my legal first name doesn't appear on my profile.

The AI voiceover things have now achieved uncanny valley status.

And it's creepy.

ChatGPT+ is no longer outputting images using Dall-E with image prompts. It was nice-to-have while it was there, and acted like a bit of a moat.

Now, one wonders if they should shop around for a better tool for the (mostly basic) prompting that I do. C'mon Sam!

Hey Nicole, thanks for this recommendation. I LOVED it! I didn't want it to end.

The urge to tell all of her friends was strong, but she knew better. As much as it was going to be difficult, she wasn't going to talk about this on Snapchat. This would be her little secret. Their little secret, really.

She stared at her phone again, stunned. Of all the things she’d expected on the ride home, a tutorial on cheating the AI detector wasn’t one of them. Some small part of her was actually looking forward to "writing" her next essay.

She suddenly felt a rush of confidence and motivation, like she had never felt before when it came to school. Inside, she was beaming, but she kept her cool, being careful not to be too obvious to her father.