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I almost had a panic attack today about the thought that my mom may have died thinking I hate my name. She’s been gone 10 years. Grief never goes away.

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Getting pictures from my childhood home as the estate sale guy is slowly setting up is a little much on a rainy Tuesday.

Someone talking about Christmas on my news podcast…
Me: *has a lil breakdown on the T about the Christmas stuff from my childhood that’s about to be sold in an estate sale*

Hahahah it’s only stuff it’s only stuff it’s only stuff

Locked the door on my childhood home for the last time this morning. I wish I had left later. Had one more look. They’re just things, it’s just a place. It’s just a place. It’s just a place. 😢🥹🥹😭😢🥹😭😢🔐

La Marseillaise Casablanca YouTube video by Andrew Barbin

If we reach for a cinematic notion of courage, I choose Casablanca.

This scene always makes me cry. m.youtube.com/watch?t=45&u...

Especially because of the story behind it.

These actors are refugees fleeing the Nazis. It’s filmed in summer 1942. They have no idea how things will turn out.

I do not, nor will I ever, give my students A1 teaching. These lil nuggets get Ranch or nothing.

Autism is not an "epidemic" because it's not a disease. Saying we don't know what "causes" it is absurd. It's genetic and, what's more, NORMAL FOR HUMAN BRAINS TO BE DIFFERENT FROM ONE ANOTHER.

Now Massachusetts. Because I’m not complying with a fucking thing.

This joker FROM BOSTON shitting on pubtrans? Eat his lunch, Chris. 👍🏻🤘🏻

Me, when the nurses and nurse anesthetists are trying to decide what to do when I couldn’t muster any pee for a pregnancy test, pre-colonoscopy: “Listen, if I’m pregnant, y’all are going to have to call the Pope.”

I killed. Who knew? Colonoscopy suite or comedy club? A very thin line!

A few things:
-Gatorade is not a meal.
-I hate everything
-my head hurts
-I am so stressed about this stupid colonoscopy they’re gonna have to get a crowbar.

@warren.senate.gov I hope I see you and Senator Markey in the floor supporting Senator Booker soon!

Of course Uncle Baby Billy has a Cybertruck.

“We have the best technical minds working on how this happened.”

YOU HIT THE ADD BUTTON. DONE.

Don’t piss on our heads and tell us it’s raining. WTAF.

I mean. Are we really that surprised that these dummies dropped war plans in a group chat?

Lol

I feel like White Lotus and Righteous Gemstones are variations of the same story.

Still from the movie Signs showing the Alien walking by a window and looking towards the camera

walking into the function like

A blue Tesla Model 3 has been crushed by an Olmec statue. A man with long black braids leans against the hood of the car with his arms crossed, staring down the camera.

Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social

Ides of March, do your thing. 🍿🍿🍿

Hold on, let me set up a Google doc to plan this meeting agenda while we’re 10 minutes from WW3.

Oh noooooo

They’re literally sequencing the autism genes. It’s genetic.

Vaccinate your fucking kids.

Snow Crash was supposed to be fiction…

I had never seen Fred Hechinger before he was unhinged in Gladiator 2, but I just finished White Lotus 1, and wow.

A friend of mine called last time “Stupid Watergate”, I feel like this is stupider.

I had a student tell me the family was going out to dinner for his grandfather’s birthday, and I made the mistake of asking how old his grandfather was.

Turns out his grandfather was a freshman in hs when I was born.

Also, I was a freshman in hs when his dad was born.

How was your day?

BARON HARKONNEN 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀🍿🍿🍿🍿