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John P

@jpseacow.bsky.social

Semi-retired eye care professional. Believer in science, evidence and reality. โ€œFrom the sharks in the penthouse to the rats in the basement, itโ€™s not that farโ€ - Kirsty MacColl. Whereโ€™s my passport? ๐Ÿ’™

613 Followers  |  253 Following  |  36 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  2.0057

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@swerpette.bsky.social found ya!! YAY!

10.10.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Omar enjoying the trains

08.03.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This arrived in my inbox today and Iโ€™m thinking Leoโ€™s lawyers would like a word. I hope theyโ€™re viscous, relentless, merciless f*ckers.

20.02.2025 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Login โ€ข Instagram Welcome back to Instagram. Sign in to check out what your friends, family & interests have been capturing & sharing around the world.

As the song says, Fight Eagles Fight!!
www.instagram.com/reel/DF0OzbJ...

09.02.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahahaha! Brilliant!

19.01.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same in Philly ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Happy New Year back atcha!

01.01.2025 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kneel down and go โ€œpspspspsโ€

29.12.2024 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Get ready, cause here he comes! Midnight Christmas Eve w/ @djrobertdrake.bsky.social is right around the corner. #XPNTNB

23.12.2024 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Everything about college football has become a clusterf*ck. I donโ€™t care and canโ€™t even watch anymore.

24.12.2024 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awesome! The hard work has paid off ๐Ÿ˜‰

17.12.2024 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stop using logic. Maybe then youโ€™ll figure it out.

17.12.2024 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

White much?

17.12.2024 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Send him to my back yard!!

17.12.2024 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unsalted Kerry Gold, usually ๐Ÿ˜‰

15.12.2024 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, but weโ€™ll have cheaper eggs!! Oh, waitโ€ฆ.

14.12.2024 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why on earth would Canada wanna do this? Do they look stupid?

13.12.2024 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So some Bozo I know sent in his list without writing them down first. That would be meโ€ฆ. Iโ€™m the Bozo. I remember most but Iโ€™m not sure which got bumped off when I culled the list from 17 to 10
Can anyone tell me how to find them on the website?? XPN staff??? Can ya help a guy out??

12.12.2024 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get it! Iโ€™m teaching a driving lesson from 4:30 - 7:30! ๐Ÿคฆ

12.12.2024 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How did I forget Paper Planes???
#xpncountdown

12.12.2024 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"Here Comes Fatty Claus" - from "A John Waters Christmas"
YouTube video by BobSeger1981 "Here Comes Fatty Claus" - from "A John Waters Christmas"

youtu.be/MQ4ApY9YbYw?...

11.12.2024 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

History

11.12.2024 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When ya got it, ya got it!!

06.12.2024 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YAY Dad! I have my own story that involves tossing lit firecrackers into a shed that the squirrels had chewed their way into, only to realize that it wasnโ€™t only the squirrels in there, but also 2 cans of gas for the mower and trimmer. Thatโ€™s when I realized that my squirrelmania was problematic ๐Ÿ˜‚

30.11.2024 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Must be one of these days

30.11.2024 05:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe one of those โ€œSecond Amendment peopleโ€ the tangerine nightmare talked about in 2016 can handle this๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰

30.11.2024 05:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re gonna need to shop around. I only paid $75mil for three

28.11.2024 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get off my lawn!!!!

27.11.2024 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who told you it was unnecessary?

23.11.2024 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We all shoulda done that with Tangerine Hitler in 2015/16, mass media especially. Maybe then we wouldnโ€™t be where we are today

23.11.2024 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And the betrayal of those who joined despite the oppression and persecution

18.11.2024 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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